Purr Riff A Roll
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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If law enforcement officers were called to the apartment of a female bassist in response to a noise complaint, there would be sheriffs because she riffs.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManLeader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2014
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A history student was so enamored with Ancient Rome that he decided to become a Roman himself. His friends weren’t very supportive. They kept telling him to β€œGet with the times...

New Roman.”

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What do you call a lady cop?

A She-riff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangerousperson44
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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What do you call a member of law enforcement who likes to show people his skills on the Guitar?

A share riff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megaman_90
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Who’s Neck-st
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bowlsofhoney
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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They charged way to much for the vocal jazz concert

It was a total riff off

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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I don't like when people punch me in the stomach while I'm playing guitar...

because it always hurts me (in my) mid riff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twin802
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2016
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