Fitter Puns

Underlay! Underlay!

Underlay, underlay!!

The shoes he brought were indeed comfy. But I can't get over the fact that I was moc-ed.

He's always cutting the rug

He was too excited about cap-sizing.

Underlay underlay!

Underlay! Underlay!

Xpost: Jokes

You’re counterfeiting the counter fitter.

I suggested maybe his business name should be "Kitchen Surface Installers" instead of "Counter-Fitters"

Counter Fitters

This particular co-worker claims that he goes to the gym all the time, however he never looks any skinnier or fitter, according to my mom.

Without missing a beat, I offered my opinion on the matter: "It sounds like his routine is ... not working out."

How do you know if the guy who remodeled your bathroom is a phoney?

He's a skilled counter-fitter.

Two men die and go to heaven. The first man walks up to the pearly gates, and St. Peter says, "In order to get into heaven, you must have had a manly job on Earth. What was your job?"

The first man says, "I was a diesel fitter."

St. Peter looks confused, but says, "I don't know what that is, but it definitely sounds manly. You can go in."

As the first man walks through the gates, the second steps up to St. Peter. He again says, "In order to get into heaven, you must have had a manly job on Earth. What was your job?"

The second man says, "I worked at the department store in the women's underwear department."

St. Peter says, "Well, that's definitely not manly. I don't think I can let you in."

The man gets very upset and says, "What about that guy you just let in?"

St. Peter says, "He was a diesel fitter!"

The man says, "I know! We worked in the same department! I would sew up the underwear, and he would put them on his head and yell 'DEEZ 'LL FIT HER!'"