Carpet Fitter Puns

A list of puns related to "Carpet Fitter"

What does the Mexican carpet fitter say whenever he lays a new floor?

Underlay! Underlay!

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👤︎ u/EskimoJake
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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What does a Mexican carpet fitter usually shout as he's starting a new fit?

Underlay, underlay!!

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👤︎ u/redwolve378
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Why is a carpet fitter so good at dancing?

He's always cutting the rug

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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What do spanish carpet fitters put under their carpets?

Underlay underlay!

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👤︎ u/Kryptic_Duck
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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How does the Spanish carpet fitter get his workman to hurry up?

Underlay! Underlay!

Xpost: Jokes

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👤︎ u/Mitchgebb
📅︎ May 26 2017
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