If I say "Lel" and my mom says "Lel", But my father doesn't say "Lel".
I guess that means my mom has the Dominant AlLELe
Dud you hear the latest from The FatRat?
He walked into his studio and all he found was DeadMau5
βWhat day is today, Adam?β
βFor the last time, itβs Christmas, Eve.β
My wife texted me while she was out working in her rosebushes
Another one of my dad's classic jokes
My dad: "Why does your brother always take so long in the toilet?"
Me:"Because he sits on his phone while he takes a dump."
My dad: "Well that can't be very comfortable."
What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison.
Knock knock
Knock Knock
- Who's there?
Ivor Dunnup
- Ivor Dunnup who?
It's funny because you said you did a poo. See?
