I hear that Heard is inβ¦
some depp shit after that hearing
The man who invented the TASER has suddenly died
Family and friends are stunned...
βWhat day is today, Adam?β
βFor the last time, itβs Christmas, Eve.β
Dud you hear the latest from The FatRat?
He walked into his studio and all he found was DeadMau5
Another one of my dad's classic jokes
My dad: "Why does your brother always take so long in the toilet?"
Me:"Because he sits on his phone while he takes a dump."
My dad: "Well that can't be very comfortable."
What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison.
Knock knock
Knock Knock
- Who's there?
Ivor Dunnup
- Ivor Dunnup who?
It's funny because you said you did a poo. See?
I posted a dad joke in wrong subreddit.
My wife texted me while she was out working in her rosebushes
