What do you call someone who steal energy?
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Why should everybody avoid solar energy?
Because at the end of the day it's not worth it
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︎ May 27 2021
Last night my fiance said I have a magnetic, animalistic energy
Me: Oh yeah? What kind of animal?
Her: Hmmm...like a bear.
Me: Sooo I'm a polar bear?
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︎ May 07 2021
I had a kernel of energy left so I created something amaizeing and ear-resistable.
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Generating all of our power from solar energy ....
... its not going to happen overnight!
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︎ May 08 2021
People who write with fountain pens exude big bic energy.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
How does batman store energy?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
Why do pregnant cows have more energy?
Because they're calfinated
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︎ Jan 06 2021
People keep telling me to use my energy well...
Does anyone know where I can get a mana pool?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect
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︎ Nov 10 2020
would provide energy for sure
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︎ Aug 14 2020
Vitamin D gives me so much energy...
It should really be called Vitamin A+!
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Scientists have discovered that bees are learning to conserve energy by gliding on the air...
They think they're evolving into frisbees.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Ever heard of wind energy?
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
My first homegrown dad joke. What do you call a low energy laser?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
Big Beef Energy
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︎ May 07 2020
Where do lions get the energy they need?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I've finally convinced my energy suppliers that they're crazy...
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︎ Jul 31 2020
If you don't understand potensial energy
You most likely don't understand the gravity og the situasion
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︎ Apr 06 2020
What do you call glasses that drain your energy?
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Tropical fruits give me so much energy...
Guess you could say they make a man-go!
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︎ Mar 13 2020
Whyβs βUβ used as the symbol for Potential Energy?
Because βUβ have a lot of potential!
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Son: Dad, if u had double the money, double the time and double the energy, then what would u be?
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︎ Dec 29 2018
Energy
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︎ Mar 17 2019
I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
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︎ Sep 27 2019
My cat, JOJO, fighting Dio (circa, 1886). Tis a purrfect parody. Anime: Jojoβs bizarre adventures. Pun Clarification: Hamon is a fighting energy in the anime, you can see that the pun was replacing the word Salmon.
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︎ Aug 22 2019
Whenever I need energy I always go for Goldfish crackers
Theyβre loaded with carpohydrates
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︎ Dec 31 2019
I've just discovered a new source of renewable energy.
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︎ Nov 16 2018
Getting run over really takes the energy out of me.
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︎ Mar 07 2019
What would they call it if humans were able to absorb energy from the sun?
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︎ Oct 24 2018
Renewable energy? Iβm a big fan.
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︎ Sep 14 2018
Had a presentation about wind energy today.
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︎ Apr 08 2016
When someone says Joules are the superior unit of measurements for energy
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︎ May 24 2018
Renewable energy?
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︎ Oct 29 2018
Eddy Grant has started a very profitable energy provider for homes
Have you seen his Electric Revenue?
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︎ Aug 12 2019
I always admire countries that's into wind-turbine energy.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
Did you know during the third Reich there was a project to produce energy from a certain type of grain
I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power
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︎ May 22 2019
What is a Dentist's favorite energy drink?
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︎ Oct 05 2019
You can take a horse to water, but an energy saving light has to be LED.
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︎ Aug 21 2019
What do you say to someone who have drunk way too much energy drink?
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︎ Jul 15 2019
We should all be listening to music on a lower volume to save energy:
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︎ May 31 2019
My son just told me he failed the potential energy unit test in Physics.
I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation.
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︎ Jan 12 2019
I put in the minimum amount of energy possible coming up with this pun
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︎ Aug 30 2018
This sub has had a bit of negative energy lately, so here's a positive post :)
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