SINE Puns

Sorry for going on a tangent

cos sine waves are different.

As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.

Turns out—-it was just a phase.

Just cos

The tanline

Cosecant.

Ohh! Sorry I mean "sin" curve

Because sin 90 = cot 45.

He was having problems with his sin(x)s

He says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sined."

... but people always tell me it Hertz

The first sine of madness!

So I Sined to it

All right all right all right

But math puns make me feel number

The shop owner directs him to a 1,500$ parrot who can sing Christmas carols. The man doesnt believe the store owner and asks him for proof before dropping the 1,500. The store owner locks the doors and escorts the man to the back of the store and tells him “This is a very special parrot, before he sings you must warm him up by holding a lit match 12 inches beneath.” He then takes out a match, lights it and holds it a rulers length beneath the parrot. After a few moments the parrot starts sining “jingle bells” in the tone of Frank Sinatra. Thinking this might be some cheap parlor trick he asks for several more demonstrations.. “Rudolph” “Frosty the Snowman” “Drummer Boy” even “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” in the best impersonations he’s ever heard! The man gladly hands over the cash and rushes home to amaze his wife. He holds the match a rulers length and nothing. The wife laughingly says he got ripped off. “ No no honey this works watch” he does it again only holding it half a rulers length this time and still nothing! The wife, laughing hysterically, starts going back upstairs. “NO honey it really works watch!” “Im going to bed, Merry Christmas” says the wife as she turns to head up the stairs. “WAIT Honey, one more time, please!” He pulls out another match, this time holding it three inches under the parrot who then squawks out “CHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE”

It's because I don't understand sine language.

It hertz

I thought I was in-sine!

He uses sine language.

But upon checking his backpack, all the sines were there.

He was a real tan gent.

She saw the sine.

I always go off on a tangent.

All the sines were there.

I said, "what's your angle?"

I don’t do well in trigonometry

because I don’t understand sine language

then I already know sine language!

cos 0 = 1

I think he's mean.

Now I realize it was just a phase.

As they got older, I realized it was just a phase…

When I got older, I realized it was just a phase.

As an adult, I realized it was just a phase.

Hi, Sine

Cosine here

I don’t do well in trigonometry

because I don’t understand sine language

Cos 0=1