My 6 year old daughter set up a party and led me to the registration sheet. It said "Sine here". Now I am wondering if there is another sheet that says "Cosine there".

Sorry for going on a tangent

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Why are sine waves not cosine waves?

cos sine waves are different.

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Math puns are a sine of a big problem.
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Math puns are the first sine of madness
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yesandno-2003
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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It’s a sine.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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We must have missed the warning sines.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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Why did you divide sine by tan?

Just cos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2018
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Knee-on-sine. Made this for my punny cousin for his 30th birthday this weekend.
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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If cosine is the denominator and sine is the numerator, what separates them?

The tanline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Howardyoudoing95
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Can my son tell me what one over the sine of an angle is called?

Cosecant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrandMoffTarkan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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Life is like sine curve , ups and down

Ohh! Sorry I mean "sin" curve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/himanshu207
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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If you sin 90 times, you'll only get caught 50% of times,

Because sin 90 = cot 45.

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Crickets, but I was proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABlokeLikeYou
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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A mathematician walks into a church to confess

He says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sined."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarvius
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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ah mathematics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebetteroobryoob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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I would tell you a joke about frequency...

... but people always tell me it Hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatalcenturion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Math puns are

The first sine of madness!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junior_bqx2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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I saw a deaf triangle with an unknown angle

So I Sined to it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owenthetechie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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How does Matthew McConaughey like his angles?

All right all right all right

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pxander
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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English puns make me feel numb

But math puns make me feel number

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OoRicky92oO
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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This guy stops in a second hand petshop looking for a last minute Christmas gift for his wife.

The shop owner directs him to a 1,500$ parrot who can sing Christmas carols. The man doesnt believe the store owner and asks him for proof before dropping the 1,500. The store owner locks the doors and escorts the man to the back of the store and tells him β€œThis is a very special parrot, before he sings you must warm him up by holding a lit match 12 inches beneath.” He then takes out a match, lights it and holds it a rulers length beneath the parrot. After a few moments the parrot starts sining β€œjingle bells” in the tone of Frank Sinatra. Thinking this might be some cheap parlor trick he asks for several more demonstrations.. β€œRudolph” β€œFrosty the Snowman” β€œDrummer Boy” even β€œI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus” in the best impersonations he’s ever heard! The man gladly hands over the cash and rushes home to amaze his wife. He holds the match a rulers length and nothing. The wife laughingly says he got ripped off. β€œ No no honey this works watch” he does it again only holding it half a rulers length this time and still nothing! The wife, laughing hysterically, starts going back upstairs. β€œNO honey it really works watch!” β€œIm going to bed, Merry Christmas” says the wife as she turns to head up the stairs. β€œWAIT Honey, one more time, please!” He pulls out another match, this time holding it three inches under the parrot who then squawks out β€œCHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hipphazy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I just failed my trigonometry test...

It's because I don't understand sine language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hallsguide
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Life’s a beach
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_I_D_G_A_F_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What does it feel like to get hit by a wave frequency?

It hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShinyBoiTB
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I had a dream where I thought I was in a trigonometric function of an angle...

I thought I was in-sine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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What does a deaf mathematician do to communicate?

He uses sine language.

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I tried to believe my son when he said he was not stealing arcs from his geometry class...

But upon checking his backpack, all the sines were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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This is definitely something my dad would say
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhaoticKorndog
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It's also discontinuous
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I once knew a guy that liked to bask in the sun. He touched my circle of friends but did not enter it...

He was a real tan gent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?

She saw the sine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Weebs be like
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amp3rsand_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Is it just me or are circles pointless
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Don't even get me started talking about trigonometry.

I always go off on a tangent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlazerYanko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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I didn't think my son was stealing from his geometry teacher until I saw his room...

All the sines were there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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My son wanted me to cosign on a loan for college...

I said, "what's your angle?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Mafs 100

I don’t do well in trigonometry

because I don’t understand sine language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/099nightwalker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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hear me out: if sound is a wave

then I already know sine language!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berninicaco3
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Why is 0 = 1?

cos 0 = 1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyesboyee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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My son's Math Teacher called him average.

I think he's mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youworryaboutyou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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what happened to the plant that was in the math classroom?

It grew square roots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abdic8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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When I was in high school, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

Now I realize it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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When my kids were young, they were obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine…

As they got older, I realized it was just a phase…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sine and cosine.

When I got older, I realized it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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As a child, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.

As an adult, I realized it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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When I was younger, I was obsessed with the difference between sines and cosines.

Turns outβ€”-it was just a phase.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Sine here

Hi, Sine

Cosine here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fooook
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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I don’t like maths

I don’t do well in trigonometry

because I don’t understand sine language

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πŸ‘€︎ u/099nightwalker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Why does 0=1?

Cos 0=1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alexasha05
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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