Sorry for going on a tangent
cos sine waves are different.
As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
Turns outβ-it was just a phase.
The tanline
She was able to cosine.
But upon checking his backpack, all the sines were there.
I needed to cosine for him.
Because itβs parents wouldnβt cosine
So I got a cosiner.
Looks like i have to cosine for a new car today!
I think he's mean.
Just cos
you have to sine and cosine
I took ΞΌsin (x) and it didn't help at all.
The math major shared with his family how excited he was to finally get his degree. His dad asked, "Are you sure it isn't a radian for you?"
...log cabins
He didn't put down any cosine-er
My SO just got back from a trip to cuba, while there her sister asks "am I tan?" Only to be met with a dad joke response "you do look pretty sin over cosine."
when I should have used cosine
So my dad and I are talking one night during dinner and I let slip that my nickname in school is tangent. Then the following ensues Dad : Oh really? Well do you know who Satan's cousin is? Me : No. Dad : SaCOSINE! Me : Wait.... NOOOOO DAD NO.
He continued laughing hysterically for a good 10 minutes after.
Well played dad. Well played.
I recently subscribed to this sub and it's my new favorite. I shamelessly stole the "tan line" joke for Facebook and a nerd volley with another dad ensued quickly.
Me: Wow, this warmer weather is getting me ready for spring. Hey, I'm already getting ready for summer, check out my tan line! <graph of tangent>
Him: It's certainly not a farmer's tan line...not straight enough.
Me: No farmer's life for me. It's not something I'd sine up for.
Him: ...and I wouldn't cosine your startup loan. (groan)
Me: Sheesh, there's no reason to be hyperbolic.
Him: I really must learn how to integrate all your math vocabulary into my daily life.
Me: You'd really have to think of some way to differentiate yours from mine.
Him: heh...maybe after I move to the delta and crawl under a natural log. I'm sorry, it just struck me that I'm acting the total asymptote.
Me: Ugh. The average of the posts in this thread is degenerating.
Him: We've traversed a slippery slope and while I don't mean to be mean we've gone way past the apex of this thread.
My wife: Nerds.
Me: You married me.
Her: Just try not to go off on a tangent when writing. Dad: Yeah, I agree, a sine or cosine would be much better!
Now I realize it was just a phase.
As they got older, I realized it was just a phaseβ¦
As an adult, I realized it was just a phase.
When I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
