Michael Lee Puns

Michael is married to a woman called Lorraine, but he is getting a bit bored of her. Michael wants to start a little side thing with this girl called Claire. Her name is Claire Lee, to be specific Lorraine doesn’t want this, so she forbids Michael to go out with Claire. One day, Michael was at work, and while Lorraine is out walking the dog, she gets hit by a car and dies. Michael goes to the funeral and of course everyone’s sad, and they want Michael to go up for a speech. Michael goes up, he’s obviously quite sad, his wife just got killed, and he says “oh, this is sad, I’m sad, she died too soon but-“

“I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine has gone”