Personally, I think it’s nuts.
Those damn mooselimbs.
He said, “Like everyone else, I’m working from home.”
Right off the bat
"That's alright, I wore shinguards today."
"...why?"
"Just for kicks!"
All I got for my wit was a deadpan look and a slow head shake.
I let him do as he soffit
Ra ra rass, kick em in the....other knee.
When he is standing next to your wife or girlfriend saying her hair smells great
Kid groaned, wife groaned, but I got a chuckle from the clerk.
Tony Soprano: So your father tells me you're takin' up astronomy in college. Kevin Bompensiero: No, business. Tony Soprano: Well, how come he keeps sayin' you're takin' up space in school?
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
They said no Minor allowed here . ..
Too many Loggins attempts.
He said, "Working from home"
He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.
Dig a big hole, Fill it with ashes, Sprinkle peas on top, When the elephant goes to take a pea, Kick it in the ash hole.
“Son”... “how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
It can kick people in the groan
the bartender kicks him out on the daily making it known that they don’t serve ropes in his bar. One day he decides that he may have better luck with a disguise, so he ties himself up in a good tangle and frantically pulls all the fibers apart at both of his cut ends. He walks back into the bar and orders two shots. The bartender says to him, “ Hey...aren’t you that rope I kicked out of here yesterday?”. The rope looks at him confused and says, “ No, I’m a frayed knot”.
You cut a hole in the ice Line the hole with peas When the polar bear bends over to take a pea, Ya kick it in the icehole!
A mega sore ass.
First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)
And gets kicked out, horses can't be in bars.
I guess I won’t be going undercover again.
I nearly shit her pants, even though the ice-incident was water under the fridge! I was on the fence about the neighbor sun-bathing nude, but I packed her things and right anyway.
All I'm saying is...a year or two after being kicked in the nads, I've never heard a guy say, "you know what! I think I'd like to be kicked in the nads again."
Two flagrant fowls means an automatic ejection.
Menards
His condition is pretty stable.
A blonde, brunette and a red head escape from prison. While running across a field they hear the guards coming and being tired, the red head suggested hiding in some potato sacks they found.
When the guards reached the sacks one kicked the bag containing the red head, she went meow meow. "Just a sack of kittens" said the guard. Then he kicked the brunettes bag, she went woof woof. "Just a bag of puppies". Lastly he kicked the blondes bag and she went potato potato.
Not kicking and screaming like the passengers in his car.
It's Saturday, and it's a turd, eh...
Me: "What are you doing?"
Burglar: "Working from home."
Personally, I think it’s nuts
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...
They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.
Too many Loggins attempts I guess.
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
You cut a hole in the ice and place a pea at the edge of the hole. Then you hide. When the polar bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ice hole.
