I was figuring out what career path I should take.
Geology rocks, geography is where it’s at. But ultimately, making mirrors is what I really see myself doing.
Before his music career took off, Daryl Hall worked as a trucker for Quaker.
I've made up my mind. I'm choosing a career path as an electrician.
I just found out you get to work with dikes and strippers.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
I am thinking of pursuing a career in crowd estimation.
I wonder how many people are in that field.
Nat King Cole used to write songs about his career as a mathematician
"Chestnuts roasting on an open Fourier"
No matter how bad his career gets, why will you not see Rick Astley waiting tables?
Because he'll never run around and dessert you.
i have just been swooned by a man only to discover he’s a career criminal
i guess you could say i felon love
My internet router is in my basement.
You could say that I come from a LAN down under.
I want to start a career as a counterfeit poetry books salesman, but I'm still undecided.
There's lots of prose and cons.
Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.
It's called Pence-a-cola.
Why did the seafood-themed jazz musician's career tank?
My girlfriend gave me an ultimatum: I have to choose between her and my career as a news reporter.
I have some breaking news for her.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?
My career counsellor keeps encouraging me to drop out.
Thanks to her, I’m graduating from Sky diving school.
I surprised my family today by changing careers to become a mirror cleaner.
It was something I could always see myself doing.
I recently pursued my dream career of becoming a very successful plagiarizer.
I tried, but I didn't make it.
I will never have the audacity to choose a career path for my children
It's their responsibility to choose which Medical School they'll graduate from
Why did the obstetrician pursue a career in standup?
Because he was so good at deliveries
His career was washed away
Arrgh, I finally figured out why I haven't been successful in my pirate career, it's all because of my spine...
...it's always been holding me back.
Do you know why Annie Oakley's career was so brief?
Because she was a shooting star.
Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
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My 9yr old son just told me this 🤪
Decided on a career change, from the kitchen to medicine. Didn’t last long though.
Turns out that thyme doesn’t heal all wounds.
I once tried to start a comedy career by telling jokes about my days as a pilot.
Sadly, I could never get my jokes to land, and just kept crashing and burning on stage.
Selling coffins is a dead end job and any discouraged sales person should
Last year, my friend told me he’s quitting his job to pursue a miming career.
I haven’t heard from him since.
Told my wife I was quitting my job today to become an electrician
My son told me that he is pursuing dentistry as a career
I told him, "But son, that career path will take you years!"
"First you have to take dentist 1, then dentist 2, all before you get to dentist 3!"
I got a promotion at the crematorium.
My boss told me I urned it.
A friend of mine is a dermatologist
He started his career from scratch.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My uncle worked for a newspaper's crossword puzzle team, but only contributed one awesome clue in his career...
He was a one-hint wonder!
[At the therapist] Hulk Hogan: I struggled through a lot of mental issues during my career.
Therapist: So you could say.. you had to wrestle mania?
What did the new crematorium say about the grave digger?
I’m about to ruin this man’s hole career.
My wife said that I won’t advance in my career because I procrastinate too much.
I said, “Oh yeah? Just you wait.”
My father quietly retired from his job as an eye glass manufacturer yesterday.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
Everyone has been asking me about my plan to continue my career as a juggler when the quarantine ends, but I’m not sure yet...
everything is still up in the air.
What’s the highest point in a geologist’s career?
When they hit rock bottom.
Wendy Williams' career must be playing Oregon Trail...
Because it's about to die from dissin' Terry.
When Gordon Sumner left the police to start a solo career
It became a Sting operation
My parents strongly discouraged me to pursue a career in archaeology
They said there is no future in it.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
My girlfriend wants me to choose between her and my career as a reporter.
I have some breaking news for her.
My wife wants me to choose between her and my career as a reporter.
I have some breaking news for her.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
My wife told me that I had to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter.
I have got some news for her.
As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way....
I think to myself, maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me.
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