Need a short Pun involving Dinosaurs and Space?
I just need a very short pun involving space and dinosaurs to go on the cover of an adventure book im writing for kids.
"A roarsome adventure" is too cliche and I'd like space to be featured somewhere. But there isn't a lot of room.
Thanks for any help, don't worry about them being dumb as a dumb pun could inspire a decent one :)
I’m developing a comic series, and I need a short pun as the title.
This is about a school janitor who murders children at the school he works at, and I’m looking for either a pun about cleaning or a pun that can somehow tie in murder/violence with cleaning in some way. Strange request, I know.
Are short puns off limit?
A short pun im relatively proud of
one peach short of a pear
So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?
Why is it hard for short people to succeed ?
Because they can’t reach their goals.
Quick reference for Star Wars: Chewie is short for Chewbacca, Ben Kenobi is short for Obi-Wan Kenobi...
...and Luke Skywalker is short for a storm trooper
Not only is my short term memory terrible...
...but so is my short term memory.
What do you say to a man whose testicles are hanging out of his shorts.
In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the country’s eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
What's E.T short for?
Because he's got little legs.
You really have to hand it to short people
Because they can't reach it themselves
I broke my leg and had to go on Short Term Disability
It really confused me when HR told me it was a STD.
(This actually happened to me. HR emailed my insurance company telling them that I have a STD injury. Now I use the joke all of the time)
My robot will be called Epsilon Alpha, E.A for short
If alcohol can damage your short term memory
Imagine the damage alcohol can do.
To cut a long story short.....
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line.
Only a fraction of people will understand this
What did Bob Ross's employees call him for short?
I was walking out of the store when I was approached by a crazed man who threw a short but large nail into the air.
He seemed non-aggressive at first, but he’s quite angry now and it appears I’m under a tack.
It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day....
My Child's Paediatrician is usually a bit short tempered when we visit, but then again..
..She always had little patients.
What actor looks the best in short?
Such a short birthday
Told my family that today is one of the shortest birthdays of my life. Only half a minute long.
It’s my thirty second birthday
Short joke my dad told me today
“All I’m saying is if you don’t like Pizza, you’re just a weirdough”
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Why don't Russians wear boxer shorts?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
My kid wanted to talk to ghosts; we found three guys willing to intervene. One was very tall, one was very short and the other was mid-sized.
I chose the 3rd guy as he was the medium.
When a short person waves at you, it's called....
Would you like to read two short jokes and a long joke?
Joke, joke, joooooooooooooooooooke
If a short psychic broke out of jail...
You'd have a small medium at large
Did you hear about the really short sighted circumcisionist ?
I’m a really short guy, and I always seem to pick fights over nothing
It’s hard trying to be the bigger person!
If someone yawns on tv and yawning is contagious, that person has a chance of being a superspreader and causing a short yawndemic 🐸
Why aren't there any short chefs anymore?
What's E.T short for?
Because he's got little legs.
You really got to hand it to short people...
Mainly because they can't reach it themselves.
You gotta hand it to short people.
Because they cant reach it.
Short people can't reach an agreement.
What is E.T. short for?
Cause he has little legs!
What’s E.T short for?
Because he’s only got little legs
Do you want to hear 2 short jokes and 1 long joke
Joke
Joke
Joooooooooooooooooooke
When a short person waves at you, what do you call it?
What’s E.T short for?
He’s only got little legs. 👽
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