What kind of bird gives you money for sneakers?

A shoebill stork

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What do you get when you put mascarpone in a sneaker?

Tiramishu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomCanBe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Rare Sneakers
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I was looking for my sneakers but could only find one.

I guess the other is sneakier.

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Rare sneakers
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My son saw some sneakers hanging from the phone lines in the street...

... he asked me "Hey dad, how did those shoes get up there?". I sombrely explained to my son that sometimes, when shoes die and they ascend to heaven, the laces get caught up and they get stuck like that.

My Son: "Dad! Shoe's don't go to heaven!", Me: "Of course they do! They've got soles don't they!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bisscuitt
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What insect wears tiny sneakers?

Shoo flies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Did you hear about the seperated worn-out sneakers?

They were repaired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lethal_sting
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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I bought new sneakers from a drug dealer

Idk what they’re laced with but I’ve been tripping all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfarrell3211
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2018
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What's a toddlers favorite brand of sneakers?

New Balance

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What did the impatient Pokemon say to the other Pokemon that was trying on sneakers?

PICK-A-SHOE!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magnitohelmet
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You hid my left sneaker

And i one shoe to apologize, right now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2017
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My startup is building a new sneakers trading app.

The web designer made it so that when you try to delete an ad you are prompted: 'Are you shoe you want to do this?'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abbabon
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2 sneakers were having an argument.

Nike insisted on being correct, but the Converse is true.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zweilousbot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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What do you call a guy who is half Mexican and half Chinese and only wears one sneaker?

Juan Chu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/10247bro
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2015
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What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?

White Vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no_smoke_fwm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What shoes does a ninja wears to work?

Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kreyfor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Hey Kids, What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers !! Hahaha!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What's a paedophiles favourite shoes?

White vans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PurpleyPig
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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7 year old my wife babysits just pulled out a dad joke...

While playing with our 5 year old son and discussing Ninjas and Lego Ninjago...

7 Year Old: I know what kind of shoes Ninjas wear....

5 Year Old: What kind?

7 Year Old: Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebowtiger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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She does Just do it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanAllPineapples
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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My girlfriend is a dork

We’re laying in bed together talking about shoes (we’re young but pretty much could be 45) and she says β€œyeah I just have one pair of sneakers and that’s it” and then a moment later she whispered β€œsneaker shoe, I choose you...” and won’t stop giggling now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starshine092418
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Another pair of retired dad shoes. RIP.

Another pair of retired dad shoes. RIP. https://imgur.com/gallery/M1E45XT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerdygrl1007
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Shoes wisely

My wife and I went shoe shopping this weekend. She was having trouble picking a pair so she held up two sneakers, "which one do you like?"

"I don't care. Be like Nike, shoes wisely."

(Athena Nike was the Greek goddess of wisdom in her aspect of victory that the shoe company used)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prosperosmile
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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What do you call an undercover shoe?

A sneaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
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124 dad jokes that will make you laugh and cringe

Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.

What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

β€œEvery time I hurt myself, even to this day, my dad says, β€˜The good news is..it’ll feel better when it quits hurting.'”

What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

β€œI’ll call you later!”- β€œPlease don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!”

Q: Why did the cookie cry? A: Because his father was a wafer so long!

What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.

β€œMy dad literally told me this one last week: β€˜Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’”

β€œWhenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, β€˜No, just leave it in the carton!’”

I got so angry the other day when I couldn’t find my stress ball.

If I had a dime for every book I’ve ever read, I’d say: β€œWow, that’s coincidental.”

I’m not indecisive. Unless you want me to be.

How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.

How does a penguin build it’s house? Igloos it together.

β€œMe: β€˜Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: β€˜Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

β€œI heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

β€œHow can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles.”

Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it

β€œWhat’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”

The only thing worse than having diarrhea is having to spell it.

I asked my friend to help me with a math problem. He said: β€œDon’t worry; this is a piece of cake.” I said: β€œNo, it’s a math problem.”

I keep trying to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.

I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head.

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeb123xD
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

First Trainers, then Sneakers!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear ?

Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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What do you call two ninjas?

A pair of sneakers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What kind of shoes do robber wear?

Rubber shoes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gt68
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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What type of shoes do ninjas wear.

Sneakers....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LiveStrong4Ever-
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The first rule of flight club...

is to take flying lessons. Also know how to read carefully.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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What kind of shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
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Shoe puns

What kind of shoes does a Ninja wear? -Sneakers

What shoes does a skater wear? -slippers

What shoes does a Lumberjack wear? -Timberlands

What shoes does a doctor wear? -Sholl’s

What shoes does a priest wear? -don’t know but I’m sure it’s got a Sole

I’ll see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBelariean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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What type of shoes do spies wear?

Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Warenvoid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shieldvortex17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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What kind of shoes does a ninja wear?

Sneakers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MclovinCanada
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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what shoes do ninjas wear?

...sneakers...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mellon_coliee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickmartingt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chicken_Strangler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yuweiru
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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What kind of shoes to ghosts wear?

Boots

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