Sandals Puns

A list of puns related to "Sandals"

I've invented a sandal for one legged people...

It was a flop.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 09 2020
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

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👤︎ u/jaxinit2020
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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Why don't cows wear sandals?

They lack toes

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👤︎ u/marty___mcfly
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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I have a pair of slip-on sandals for housework and another pair of slip-on sandals for yardwork.

I refer to them as my In-slides and my Out-slides.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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Did you hear about the army general who retreated from an army wearing sandals?

He was scared of defeat

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👤︎ u/Inevitablenarwhal
📅︎ May 22 2020
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How do you call a Frenchman who's wearing rubber sandals?

Philippe Philoppe

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👤︎ u/bovabu
📅︎ May 13 2020
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I’ve waited a lawn time for these sandals.
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👤︎ u/The_Flamming_Tater
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you say if the pebble in your sandal feels bad about itself?

You birkenrock!

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👤︎ u/whysomanyemmas
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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I’ve waited a lawn time for these sandals.
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👤︎ u/onurhanreyiz
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Phillippe Phillop.

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👤︎ u/kirillsimin
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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My daughter today asked me if they're called sandals because when you wear them you get sand all in between your toes and I am a very proud dad at the moment.
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👤︎ u/JackIs01
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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What's more lit than socks with sandals?

Crocs with candles

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👤︎ u/olbox_ofsox
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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My sandals are made out of frogs.

They're Open Toad shoes.

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👤︎ u/TraditionSmashed
📅︎ May 23 2019
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What do you call a French man wearing sandal's?

Philippe flop

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👤︎ u/alice7586
📅︎ Apr 20 2019
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Sandals
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👤︎ u/nerdenial
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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there's so many shoes, I just can't sandal it
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👤︎ u/Bear6677
📅︎ Apr 12 2018
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I just bought a shares in a sandal company...

So now I own Birkenstocks

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👤︎ u/OakleyKnowsAll
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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What kind of chips love to wear sandals?

Fritos

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👤︎ u/Burzi003
📅︎ Jul 07 2018
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Hey how are those new sandals you got? They're ok. i.reddituploads.com/f91d4…
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👤︎ u/J_A_C_O_B
📅︎ Jul 06 2016
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Sandals on Display

Customer was looking through the sandals, saw one on display she liked and needed help finding it's its pair in a box.

Cust: I need help finding it's match.

Me: You need help looking for it's sole mate?

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👤︎ u/Kuebic
📅︎ Aug 16 2016
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What do you call French sandals?

Phillipe Phillops.

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👤︎ u/hairy_colonic_jr
📅︎ Mar 14 2017
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Winners always wear sandals

After all, you shoes, you lose

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👤︎ u/PKMKII
📅︎ Aug 07 2017
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What do you call a French sandal maker?

Felipe Flop

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👤︎ u/bkjohns4
📅︎ Feb 24 2016
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I borrowed a pair of sandals from my friend

His name is Felipe Follope.

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👤︎ u/machschau
📅︎ Jun 04 2015
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillippe Philloppe.

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👤︎ u/TheJuxtaposedAcacia
📅︎ May 15 2020
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What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe

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👤︎ u/AllanCD
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

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👤︎ u/Hippycat73
📅︎ Aug 16 2019
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillippe Philloppe

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👤︎ u/swampymcswampdrainer
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

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👤︎ u/PeevesPoltergist
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

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👤︎ u/outofoffice247
📅︎ Apr 15 2018
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What do you call a frenchman in sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

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👤︎ u/Tommy_Genesis
📅︎ May 31 2018
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Mar 28 2017
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