Panera Puns

I was wrong in thinking he was clean and no longer would knead it.

Me: what is that in your salad, quinoa?

Wife: Some sort of ancient grain blend.

Me: I thought they only used fresh ingredients?

Wife: rolls eyes...

Ordered a bagel with a slice of cheese... he brought the bagel to me cut into quarters...

I only had one response... "You cut the cheese..." He and his countermate just stared at me in disbelief....and then figured it out.

He then told me to take a cookie as it made them laugh...

I work at Panera and my manager was in the back eating a slice of Gouda cheese. He says, "man, I love Gouda cheese, it's seriously the best kind of cheese there is." I proceed to turn around and hit him with "one might say it's the GOUDest cheese."