Welcome to the week 5 Official R/NFL Power Rankings! In week 5 news Brady is on an MVP pace, Dan Snyder found a fall guy, and the Chiefs could use an extra day of rest from the scary coverages they've faced lately. Has anyone been ranking ahead of the curve? Which teams are poised for a change? Discuss! 32/32 reporting
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| 1. | Bills | +1 | 4-1 | The Buffalo Bills are plain and simple playing incredible football right now. The team has a ridiculous +108 point differential, and that's with a week 1 loss. They're playing like the most complete team in football right now. Sure, dropping 38 on that abysmal Chiefs defense isn't absurd in and of itself, but holding them to just 20 points? Beating them by three scores? Now that's impressive. Buffalo came out this week and sent a message. The revenge tour continues now with a trip back to the scene of their worst 2020 loss: Tennessee. | |
| 2. | Cardinals | -1 | 5-0 | The Cardinals are consistent. As in, they consistently play up or down to their opponents level. This time, the Cardinals decided to play to the 49ers level by having the whole team get hurt. QB Kyler Murray, LB Isaiah Simmons, TE Maxx Williams, and C Rodney Hudson all picked up varying degrees of injuries. The offense seemed out of rhythm, the defense was hobbled, and Byron Murphy Jr. didnβt even get to play due to injury. The Cardinals escape with a win, but Kingsbury will need to tighten things up to compete against an angry Cleveland team. | |
| 3. | Buccaneers | -- | 4-1 | The Blaine train came roaring out of the station on Sunday afternoon after a dominant 45-17 win over the Dolphins in which the GOAT threw for 411 yards, 5 TD's, 0 INT's, and a 144.4 passer rating. The victory came with yet another massive blow to the Bucs' defense, as Lavonte David suffered a low ankle sprain and will be out for the next few weeks. Offensively, the Bucs are firing on all cylinders and will face an Eagles defense that is giving up 142 rushing yards per game. Expect a big game from Leonard Fournette, who is off to a hot start this year. | |
| 4. | Rams | -- | 4-1 | Thursday was a weird night to be fingers on a QB as both starters struggled through inj |
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LSU: $832,494,060 (Andrew Whitworth, Patrick Peterson, Odell Beckham, Jr., Tyrann Mathieu, Michael Brockers...)
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Alabama: $800,102,922 (Julio Jones, Kareem Jackson, Amari Cooper, C.J. Mosley, Dont'a Hightower...)
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California: $781,099,625 (Aaron Rodgers, DeSean Jackson, Jared Goff, Cameron Jordan, Alex Mack...)
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Ohio State: $761,418565 (Cameron Heyward, Malcolm Jenkins, Joey Bosa, Ezekiel Elliott, Andrew Norwell...)
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Georgia: $655,177,179 (Matthew Stafford, A.J. Green, Justin Houston, Alec Ogletree, Ben Jones...)
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Michigan: $573,292,363 (Tom Brady, Brandon Graham, Taylor Lewan, Frank Clark, Chad Henne...)
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Oklahoma: $514,301,580 (Gerald McCoy, Trent Williams, Lane Johnson, Baker Mayfield, Kyler Murray...)
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Miami (FL): $506,475,535 (Calais Campbell, Olivier Vernon, Jimmy Graham, Frank Gore, Brandon Liner...)
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Notre Dame: $504,475,535 (Golden Tate, Ronnie Stanley, Harrison Smith, Zack Martin, Kyle Rudolph...)
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Florida: $494,035,711 (Joe Haden, Carlos Dunlap, Dante Fowler Jr., Trenton Brown, D.J. Humphries...)
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Texas A&M: $493,908,379 (Von Miller, Ryan Tannehill, Mike Evans, Jake Matthews, Myles Garrett....)
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Wisconsin: $467,217,272 (Russell Wilson, J.J. Watt, Kevin Zeitler, Melvin Gordon, Rob Havenstein....)
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Florida State: $462,804,564 (Rodney Hudson, Xavier Rhodes, Jalen Ramsey, Jameis Winston, LaMarcus Joyner...)
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Clemson: $460,730,160 (DeAndre Hopkins, Sammy Watkins, Grady Jarrett, Deshaun Watson, D.J. Reader....)
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South Carolina: $457,682,221 (Melvin Ingram, Stephon Gilmore, Jadeveon Clowney, Alshon Jeffery, Jared Coook...)
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Stanford: $444,608,897 (Richard Sherman, David DeCastro, Zach Ertz, Christian McCaffrey, Andrus Peat...)
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Mississippi State: $418,991,522 (Fletcher Cox, Darius Slay, K.J. Wright, Gabe Jackson, Dak Prescott...)
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Southern California: $376,065,044 (Tyron Smith, Everson Griffen, Leonard Williams, Robert Woods, Sam Darnold...)
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Iowa: $369,694,698 (Riley Reiff, Bryan Bulaga, Brandon Scherff, Anthony Hitchens, Christian Kirksey...)
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Nebraska: $337,701,452 (Ndamukong Suh, Lavonte David, Sam Koch, Richie Incognito, Rex Burkhead....)
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Michigan State: $328,545,184 (Kirk Cousins, Domato Peko, Trae Waynes, Jack Conklin, William Gholston...)
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UCLA: $311,660,767 (Marcedes Lewis, Anthony Barr, Kenny Clark, Myles Jack, Eric Kendricks...)
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Boston College: $311,410,369 (Matt Ryan, Justin Simmons, Chris Lindstrom, Kevin Pierre-Lo
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
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So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
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Notices there's only 2;
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I was just sitting there doing nothing.
Nothing, it just waved
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