Did you know, the national arcade game of Mexico is...

Gu-whack-a-mole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekt555
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What’s a guitarist’s favorite arcade game?

De-Fender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mitchinatr
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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My friends never let me borrow money for arcade games at the roller rink

Cheap skates

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πŸ‘€︎ u/druebird86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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My family owns an arcade that I pretty much grew up in..

I guess you could say I have Pac-men-tality...... This is bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cracksniffer666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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Did you know, in 1910 the term "Penny Arcade" was first coined.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/c0rse1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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What is an avocado's favorite arcade game?

Guacamole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucom1
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2018
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What food goes best with an arcade game in which you hit toy moles, which appear at random, back into their holes?

Guac-a-mole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PostAbouts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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A former cartoonist was put to death today for robbing a video arcade.

He was drawn and quartered.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mackenenzie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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Why didn’t the man use the penny machines at the arcade?

He was afraid of change!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Homer_Simpson2
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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His girlfriend was ecstatic when they won the giant stuffed bear at the arcade, but he was more blasΓ©

He'd only put in a token effort

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2017
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My favorite arcade game is Galaga.

You know, the one where you smash watamelons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempestInTheCar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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What does Arcade Fire eat for breakfast?

Rococo Puffs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justinsane98
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2014
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I don't wanna go to prism!

What is the rainbow's favorite place to go? The ARCade. What is the rainbow's least favorite place to go? Prism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DReinholdtsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Took a girl named Amy on a date to Dave & Buster's...

(Dave and Buster's is an arcade)

She absolutely beat me at any shooting game we played, as well as basketball. Afterwards I told her, "I figured out why you beat me at basketball and those shooting games. I have terrible aim, but you're a little more Amy."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mossybeard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2016
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The hardware store.

When I was a kid, my dad asked me to come with him to the hardware store. Instead of the hardware store, we ended up at the arcade. I said "dad this isn't the hardware store." To which he replies, "well it would be hard to wear." Classic dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamthelobo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2014
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Dadjoked at the ballpark

I work in Marketing for an east coast MLB team. The other day, we held a "Country Western Night" and had various attractions in and around the stadium that went with the theme. One of these was a 'NASCAR simulator'- which was essentially just a racing game you'd find at any arcade. At the 8th inning, just before closing time, a man walked by with his wife, both sipping beer and watching kids play the game. We were closing after those last two kids, so I asked him if he wanted to play, or if he was just watching. He responded with, "Oh, I'm just watching", gestured with his beer and said, "I don't want to drink and drive anyway".

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