I told my son to go to the hardware store for 2 specific awls
"Go in there and get me 2 sorb awls"
I tried to make a carpentry pun that woodwork
But nobody saw it!
What's the undisputed ruler of all hand tools?
The awl mighty.
I am waiting to recover from injuries caused by a small sharp tool:
Time heals awl wounds.
Why are leather workers the best kind of crafstmen?
Because they always give it their awl
Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide
"Sir, we can't find the tool for making holes and, consequently, can't proceed. What should we do?"
"It's useless. Give up. Awl is lost."
He broke this one out when teaching me about tools.
"Okay, so this is the screwdriver, this is the wrench, and this, well, you know the drill."
Last weekend, I went on vacation to a leather working-themed resort.
It was awl-inclusive.
Drilling holes is boring work.
I asked my wife for a leather punch for my birthday
It's awl I want.
I’m creating a new show about a leatherworker that goes crazy and murders his relatives
It’s called Awl in the Family
I lost my job as a sheet metal worker.
I don't know what happened but I gave it my awl.
I bought a universal small pointed tool used for piercing holes
awl for one and one for awl
