I told my son to go to the hardware store for 2 specific awls

"Go in there and get me 2 sorb awls"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombiesAmongUs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Give it your awl!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zillo7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2017
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I tried to make a carpentry pun that woodwork

But nobody saw it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frindwamp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What's the undisputed ruler of all hand tools?

The awl mighty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stablefish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I am waiting to recover from injuries caused by a small sharp tool:

Time heals awl wounds.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Why are leather workers the best kind of crafstmen?

Because they always give it their awl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FiveFingeredKing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.

I’ve got nothing to hide

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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"Sir, we can't find the tool for making holes and, consequently, can't proceed. What should we do?"

"It's useless. Give up. Awl is lost."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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He broke this one out when teaching me about tools.

"Okay, so this is the screwdriver, this is the wrench, and this, well, you know the drill."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T0BIASNESS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2013
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Last weekend, I went on vacation to a leather working-themed resort.

It was awl-inclusive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzzaeater14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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Drilling holes is boring work.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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I asked my wife for a leather punch for my birthday

It's awl I want.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edzillion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I’m creating a new show about a leatherworker that goes crazy and murders his relatives

It’s called Awl in the Family

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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I lost my job as a sheet metal worker.

I don't know what happened but I gave it my awl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apollonius_Cone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I bought a universal small pointed tool used for piercing holes

awl for one and one for awl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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A toolbox only needs a single tool...

That's awl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghosttwo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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I failed my leather-working class this past semester.

The part that really hurts is that I really gave it my awl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zamoose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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