There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.

And then you will all be sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Karma Points?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpivLife
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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My buddy was showing me around his tool shed when he pointed at something and said, "That's my stepladder."

"I never got to know my real ladder."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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Ooh that’s on point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crumble-bee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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My daughter pointed at a big plastic ball with a famous kids cartoon explorer on it....

I said, "That's A DORA BALL!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmr_fudd
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Dis-a-
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πŸ‘€︎ u/krismoff
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Such a pointless conversation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/david_pridson
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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My wife said she's leaving me because I spend to much time trying to get reddit points for dad jokes.

That's karma for ya

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iMakeCrap
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2021
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Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...

But Bill kept the Windows

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScubaPride
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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No no He's got a point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_3oi_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What rhymes with orange.

No it doesn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remo1975
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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No, he's got a point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rabbi-nachman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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No no, he’s got a point
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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He has got a point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/7keletor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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My Word
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anukrit_Subedi
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
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No no, he’s got a point
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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My wife uses nasal spray a lot, to the point we think she is addicted to it. I tried to send her to rehab, but she didn't like it.

She said it was just a bunch of stuffy people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tilt-a-whirly-gig
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Back in my day, high school sports athletic conferences wouldn’t let you participate if you didn’t keep at least a 2.0 grade point average. It seems times have drastically changed...

I just heard about 20,000 leagues under the C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.

I never got a straight answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMMOPOWER
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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You made a great point, Dad!

Thanks, I sharpened it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gjfrye
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Why can't blind people eat fish ?

Because it's seafood.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?

Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Knock knock. Who’s there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who?

Who cares it’s pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flying-Lions
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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This is on point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hayden2owe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Since it's International Women's Day, I'd like to point out some inequality: If my wife wears nothing but one of my t-shirts it's cute, but if I wear nothing but one of her t-shirts...

...I have to leave Home Depot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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company bullet points
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πŸ‘€︎ u/putree
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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A little boy asks his dad, "Do trees poop?"

The dad says, "Of course. Where do you think #2 pencils come from?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navitach
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I had a vasectomy because I didn't want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What do you call Muhammad Ali when he reaches his boiling point?

Gaseous Clay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdibleSteak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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Never marry a tennis player

Love means nothing to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nateosis
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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I think everyone should get married at some point in life

Noone deserves to be happy forever

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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How dare they make someone else clean that up
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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No, No. He's Got a Point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I want to tell a vaccine joke

But some won't get it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crimsonangel68
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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I was starting to get worried about my Karma points on Reddit...

But getting over it was a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigZ41
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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My kid is at the point where they want to put bandaids on everything...

I swear this is a true organic dad joke I had tonight. Felt I’d share it with reddit.

My kid came up to me and says β€œoh no, look dad, it needs a bandaid” as she gently presents her imaginarily injured bouncy ball.

I looked at my kid and said β€œI don’t think it needs a bandaid, he looks like he’s going to bounce back”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruum-502
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Teacher: Felix, when is the boiling point reached? Felix: Just after my father reads my report card.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/decentname99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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When you are at rock bottom in life...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavidDavid314
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Me: *Pointing* I hear that guy is a veteran. Friend: Which guy?

Me: Major Look!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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When driving by lowered, loud pipe cars I like to point at the air foil in the back and yell,

β€œSpoiler alert!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhoKit2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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I found pictures of Mt. Rushmore before it was carved

Its natural beauty was unpresidented

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiva8512
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Disarming Skeleton in DnD

Dm: You walk into a room full of skeletons holding onto rusted weapons

Friend #1: Ok.... Uhhhh... Lets disarming the skeletons b4 they come alive.

Friend #2:Good idea, Ill grab the one with the spear.

Friend #3:Ill grab the one with the swords.

Me: and ill grab their arms :>

Friends and DM: -_-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aarvan05nxt
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Services to the point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Just got an epic eye roll for this: My son was showing me his school work from math, where he was learning fractions. I pointed to where he wrote his name on a line at the top and asked what that fraction was.

I told him it should be {Sons Name} / Mommy. Since he came from her. Then I said he could reduce that fraction further since he came from his mommy, that fraction would equal....

One Whole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Soter_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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