Tute Puns

A list of puns related to "Tute"

What do you call a man who never tutes in public?

A private tutor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJR1000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2017
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How does someone learn to pass gas?

Through extensive and persistent tootelage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbstryker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What do you call a plate of spaghetti that sells itself?

A pasta-tute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pantlesspatrick
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do you call someone who sells noodles for money?

A pasta-tute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kubricks_cube
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do you call an Italian prostitute?

A pasta-tute!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doublepoundher
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2017
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What do you call someone who sells their body for spaghetti?

A pasta-tute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sonofasutton
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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What do you call someone who sells themselves for a plate of spaghetti?

A pasta-tute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearinthegarden14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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