Substi Puns

A list of puns related to "Substi"

Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed an opportunity to call it "Substi-tooths".
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👤︎ u/h_space
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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What do you call a replacement fart?

A substi-toot

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👤︎ u/slarti08
📅︎ Mar 26 2018
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Daughter lost a tooth and then lost it before putting it under her pillow

So I told her to cut out a picture of a tooth and put it under her pillow, Turns out the tooth fairy liked her Substi-tooth and gave her 2 dollars

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👤︎ u/Ice_crusher_bucket
📅︎ Jun 18 2017
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