Just became an American so I cut off all my sleeves

Since I now have the right to bare arms

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Dad pulled this one on me in the mall parking lot

"Hey amnesiajune, where did we park?"

"Uhh... 2A or 2B"

"2B or not 2B... Thats the question!"

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📅︎ Apr 26 2014
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