I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled

Too bad it’s Payperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?

They agreed it was a naan-starter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crash8308
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaurusGuy813
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?

A disappointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MR_Chuan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What did the bonito call the other bonito that cancelled plans?

A flake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Post Malone has canceled his tour.

Does this now make him Postpone Malone?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConsumerOfAllToes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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Why did Superman cancelled today's tinder date?

The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeBAGeNetiC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockboxatx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.

So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Our birth coach just cancelled, my wife is due any day now, and we're freaking out!

We're having a midwife crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rememberlans
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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β€œDad, is the Renaissance festival canceled this year?”

Dad: Yes, because of Covid.

Son: No fair!

Dad: That’s what I said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.

It’s on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Friend: Ugh the concert I was attending this weekend got cancelled

Me: wow that’s disconcerting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshPlaysUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I was worried my tightwalking class would be cancelled because of the lockdown

But it's all online now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaferDisastrous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.

Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeusJZ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?

Just ring up and say you can't cum!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Had an appointment canceled last minute, but I'm not angry

just disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.

At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bumblebus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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I had to cancel a boat tour of a Norway cliff-wall sea inlet.

I couldn't afjord it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Since hockey has been canceled, nobody has seen the Zamboni driver

But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diabeticdestroyer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Well I mean I would be mad...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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My date canceled because I told her I am a complete dick.

I just meant I'm uncircumcised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlytherRedd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.

It has been an unconventional year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MmmVomit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'

It's on paperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?

– I can’t come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taroqi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.

Now I’m just a disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?

Uganda be kinding me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i30cluy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Noise-Cancelling Headphones
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyperGhost1
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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The psychic convention is cancelled

Due to unforeseen circumstances

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fransisco_flores
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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My gf complained about our loud neighbours

Me: Then be as loud as them, it will cancel each other out

Gf: what kind of logic is that?

Me: Sound logic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sanscipher435
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call two fruits that had to cancel their shotgun wedding?

Cantaloupe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnkleDangler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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My friend said we are cancelling the cruise

I said β€œknot on my watch!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roofy45
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.

I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Because of meeting cancellations due to Corona ...

the local origami society has folded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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So I heard that due to Coronavirus, Ireland is cancelling St. Patty's celebrations...

They're trying to stop the infection from Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leparr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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My Prophecy class just got cancelled

Due to unforeseen circumstances

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Apparently, if the Coronavirus outbreak gets worse, they might have to cancel all the flights in and out of John Lennon airport.

Imagine all the people.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jr1477
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Kids, Why did the math book look so sad?

Because of all of its problems!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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The methadone clinic has cancelled urinalysis screenings for the rest of April

Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltoftree
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.

It will be on Paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dennyitlo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What do you say when you cancel an appointment?

Disappointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IshYume
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Since hockey has been cancelled, no one has seen the Zamboni driver...

But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OCR9
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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With so many sporting events being cancelled they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship...

It’s on paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/niloc12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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My appointment was cancelled

It was a dis-appointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rover359
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championships.

They're on paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ben_Zedd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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