I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled
Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?
They agreed it was a naan-starter
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?
What did the bonito call the other bonito that cancelled plans?
Post Malone has canceled his tour.
Does this now make him Postpone Malone?
Why did Superman cancelled today's tinder date?
The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight
With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.
4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
Our birth coach just cancelled, my wife is due any day now, and we're freaking out!
We're having a midwife crisis.
“Dad, is the Renaissance festival canceled this year?”
Dad: Yes, because of Covid.
Son: No fair!
Dad: That’s what I said.
You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.
Friend: Ugh the concert I was attending this weekend got cancelled
Me: wow that’s disconcerting
I was worried my tightwalking class would be cancelled because of the lockdown
Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
Just ring up and say you can't cum!
Had an appointment canceled last minute, but I'm not angry
If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.
At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.
I had to cancel a boat tour of a Norway cliff-wall sea inlet.
Since hockey has been canceled, nobody has seen the Zamboni driver
But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.
Well I mean I would be mad...
My date canceled because I told her I am a complete dick.
I just meant I'm uncircumcised.
It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.
It has been an unconventional year.
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'
What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?
I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.
Now I’m just a disappointment.
What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?
Noise-Cancelling Headphones
The psychic convention is cancelled
Due to unforeseen circumstances
My gf complained about our loud neighbours
Me: Then be as loud as them, it will cancel each other out
Gf: what kind of logic is that?
Me: Sound logic
What do you call two fruits that had to cancel their shotgun wedding?
My friend said we are cancelling the cruise
I said “knot on my watch!”
Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.
I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.
Because of meeting cancellations due to Corona ...
the local origami society has folded.
So I heard that due to Coronavirus, Ireland is cancelling St. Patty's celebrations...
They're trying to stop the infection from Dublin.
My Prophecy class just got cancelled
Due to unforeseen circumstances
Apparently, if the Coronavirus outbreak gets worse, they might have to cancel all the flights in and out of John Lennon airport.
Kids, Why did the math book look so sad?
Because of all of its problems!!!
The methadone clinic has cancelled urinalysis screenings for the rest of April
Unlike the grocery store, the clinic isn't adopting the "curbside pee-cup" system.
With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.
With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the World Origami Championship.
What do you say when you cancel an appointment?
Since hockey has been cancelled, no one has seen the Zamboni driver...
But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.
With so many sporting events being cancelled they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship...
My appointment was cancelled
It was a dis-appointment.
With so many sporting events being cancelled, they're having to televise the world origami championships.
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