My vaccination appointment was cancelled because they ran out of the vaccine I need for 2nd dose.

It's disappointing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tamer_
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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β€œSorry Harry, unfortunately we have to cancel your Vietnamese food delivery”

Harry Potter and the Order of the Pho Nix.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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After she cancelled several dates with me, I told my crush she should start dating wheelchair-bound men…

because she’s really good at standing guys up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19triguy82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?

They caught a lot of meatwood flack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burritovore
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank ?

Just phone them up and say, "I can't cum. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Did you hear about the man who was cancelled for pretending to be an emu?

He was ostrich-sized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLaborOnion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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The leper football game was cancelled.

Turns out there was a face off in the corner.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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I started a cancel culture club.

Boy George was not too pleased.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBrotherBagels
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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A pinguin decided to cancel his wedding last minute.

I guess he got cold feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontReplyToMePlz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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A&E canceled Hoarders today

Surely they have a few episodes stashed away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stabmesomemore
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What is the best way to cancel an appointment?

Ask for disappointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Post Malone has canceled his tour.

Does this now make him Postpone Malone?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConsumerOfAllToes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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After all my travel in 2020 was cancelled, I'm now facing the COVID reality that my Spring Break trip is not going to happen either. I just told my suitcases this sad fact...

...and now I'm dealing with the emotional baggage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What do you call the crew of a rocket launch that gets cancelled?

Astronots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby_vance
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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India has canceled Halloween!

They ran out of Gandhi :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I heard they were going to broadcast the World Origami Championships this weekend since so many sports are cancelled

Too bad it’s Payperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why did the couple cancel their dinner plans at the local Indian restaurant?

They agreed it was a naan-starter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crash8308
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?

A disappointment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MR_Chuan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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With so many sporting events canceled, they’re going to televise the World Origami Championship.

It’s on Paperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rockboxatx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What did the bonito call the other bonito that cancelled plans?

A flake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConradFlick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Why did Superman cancelled today's tinder date?

The girl asked if he wanted to see her crib tonight

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeBAGeNetiC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.

So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Breaking News: K-pop band BTS has sued Phillips and Bose Corporations

Apparently their music was not audible in their noise cancellation headphones

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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My yogurt starter went bad, so I throw it out.....

I really hated cancelling culture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oro_Outcast
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaurusGuy813
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Given social distancing regulations, a ton of condiment companies are being forced to cancel July 4th campaigns like sponsored concerts, where they planned to hand out signature color sunglasses to attendees.

Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeusJZ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Our birth coach just cancelled, my wife is due any day now, and we're freaking out!

We're having a midwife crisis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rememberlans
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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You can now watch the World Origami Championship on tv since all these other sports are being cancelled.

It’s on paper view.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Apparently, the producers of The Flintstones were planning to make one final episode where Fred’s brother marries Barney’s brother.

It was cancelled because it was the 60s and Americans weren’t yet ready to have a gay old time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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β€œDad, is the Renaissance festival canceled this year?”

Dad: Yes, because of Covid.

Son: No fair!

Dad: That’s what I said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What did the sperm donor say when he had to cancel his appointment?

– I can’t come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taroqi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I was worried my tightwalking class would be cancelled because of the lockdown

But it's all online now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaferDisastrous
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Friend: Ugh the concert I was attending this weekend got cancelled

Me: wow that’s disconcerting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshPlaysUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I had to cancel a boat tour of a Norway cliff-wall sea inlet.

I couldn't afjord it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Well I mean I would be mad...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Had an appointment canceled last minute, but I'm not angry

just disappointed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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If you ever have to cancel plans with friends your excuse should be that you have to wash your hair in a lukewarm shower with high quality dandruff shampoo.

At least that way your friends can never call you flakey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bumblebus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Since hockey has been canceled, nobody has seen the Zamboni driver

But I’m sure he’ll resurface eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diabeticdestroyer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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The psychic convention is cancelled

Due to unforeseen circumstances

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fransisco_flores
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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What did the man say when his trip got cancelled to Africa?

Uganda be kinding me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i30cluy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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With so many sporting events being delayed or cancelled, one sports TV outlet decided to televise the 'World Origami Championships'

It's on paperview

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Noise-Cancelling Headphones
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HyperGhost1
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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It's amazing how many large events have been cancelled recently.

It has been an unconventional year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MmmVomit
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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My date canceled because I told her I am a complete dick.

I just meant I'm uncircumcised.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlytherRedd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I’m the only appointment my dentist has. But I cancelled it.

Now I’m just a disappointment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archit14
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?

Just ring up and say you can't cum!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball5deeper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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With so many supporting events being canceled, they're going to televise the World Origami Championships.

It will be on Paperview.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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