Looks like we’ll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.
Me, playing darts: Ah, that's a prime target
My friend: What?
Me: *throws dart* heel yeah, 13 pts!
He went “Baaa” I went “Moooo” He said ok you start.
They always make me throw up
Dodge ball can become dangerous, but it's fun.
Should make for some good clean shots.
I guess we're going behind the fridge for two weeks!
To be honest it’s a massive plane in the arse
You don't know what you're missing.
Got any good tips?
As if it wasn't obvious enough...
They're two toad-ally different things!
Their heads aren't nearly sharp enough
He said he got a double 25..... I think he's talking bull!
Our vacation will be to the veterinarian to take dart out of our cat.
It was bang on target.
Mich'd, again!
Me: Not really. There is a 70% chance we will be in the middle of the ocean.
Her: This is why no one hangs out with us anymore.
They didn't approve of my scorched nerf policy.
- RM: (phone dying) I left my charger at work.
- Me: But you have a Dart.
- RM: What does that have to do... GOD DAMMIT!!!!
It was all above board.
I couldn't tell if he was THAT bad at darts or if he was studying for a geography test because he kept repeating the phrase"Ah, Michigan."
