I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine, and she said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œThat...sounds like a big step.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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My wife said I could try lunges to stay in shape

That would be a big step forward for me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoshPlaysUltimate
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I was asking my wife for some work out tips, she suggested I try lunges

I thought, that's a big step.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WaxyTax
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05 2019
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During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?

So they are organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flippantteacup
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COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.

Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2020
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Did you hear about the new Halloween movie where the guy screams his lungs out?

It was breathtaking

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ecstatic-Pirate-5536
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2020
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Lungs at stake
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dammchicka
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27 2020
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What did the lungs say to the bladder when they went on strike

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Abaddononon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2020
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One lung said to another…

we be-lung together.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24 2020
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Everyone, I have the black lung!

It's alright, though. I'll be fine. It's just a miner problem.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vaca232
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24 2020
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Did anyone know that Cardi B had an Irish cousin who is a lung/heart specialist?

She's named Cardi O'Vascular.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/goldsmobile
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2020
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What color are a smoker's lungs?

Toblacko

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/augsburg71
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2020
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What do you call someone who steals lungs?

Breathtaking.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shiatryx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2019
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What time do you eat on leg day?

Lunge time

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/d2p2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2020
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Why did the beef brisket catch lung cancer?

It smoked for 6 hours.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2020
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Scrabble
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Automatic_Inspection
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23 2020
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what did the pancreatic cancer say to the lung cancer after the lung cancer told him to clean his room?

Ok, tumor

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CobbBigBrain
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10 2020
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Don’t put your lungs at steak
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CorruptedKing87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16 2019
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I have started freezing different objects at -273.15Β°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17 2020
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What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?

MIASMA!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Linkjmaur
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2019
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Are those cut out lungs? Or did they fool us with stake?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i_need_meme_12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06 2018
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Why do cannibals like people who vape?

Because they have popcorn lungs!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ScarletWoods
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2020
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Saw this in another sub needed to be here

Nurse: Doctor I took all the lung, kidney and heart donors and alphabetised them.

Doctor: Wow, that’s very ORGAN-ized

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pasd84
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2020
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No smoking zone
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16 2019
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Google says the first lung transplant took place in 1954, making it the first organ donation ever. However, this is not entirely true.

The first Oregon donation took place in 1859.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dyloneus
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13 2019
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What are the tiny sacs in an Italian Man’s lungs called?

Raveoli

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mkeyhi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2018
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My friend thinks I have a lung disease

I should go asthma doctor

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nice_Yams
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2018
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If the government banned cigarettes, I would shout slogans and protest

But I'm afraid I wouldn't have the lung capacity

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DearGrocery
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07 2020
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OC posted in honor of my dear father-in-law, who died of cancer today

Apologies for not following the usual formatting. My father-in-law was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago. A few weeks ago, we learned it had spread to his brain. Later that day, he told me:

β€œWell, everyone came by after they heard about the lung cancer and told me how strong and great I am, and that I’d beat lung cancer...”

pauses for effect

β€œ...I guess I let it go to my head.”

Edit: thank you all for the kind words (and the silver/gold/platinum...I’ll be making matching gifts to St. Jude’s or a similar organization).

Yes he was a great man. At age 20 he was given 3 months to live due to another β€˜incurable’ disease. He stuck around for another 45+ years. I could go on and on...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bilgerat78
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17 2019
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This is a lung shot
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/steelpan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2015
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I can't stay mad at the foolish surgeon who transplanted my father's lungs the wrong way...

his heart was in the right place.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ferdeederdeetrerre
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22 2016
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Sir, can you breathe?

No, but my lung can, sir.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/savedbytheb3l1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09 2020
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Yesterday a casket at a funeral home magically came to life, and immediately got sick

It watched the news and became convinced it had contracted the coronavirus from it's intended inhabitant, a Chinese woman from Wuhan who had died of the disease.

The casket went to the emergency room at the nearest hospital.

After overcoming her initial shock at diagnosing a casket, the ER doctor ran a blood test and determined the casket definitely did not have the coronavirus.

"But I feel like I'm dying doctor, and I only just came to life. If it isn't the coronavirus what is it?" worriedly asked the casket.

"I'm not sure," answered the doctor, "we'll have to run some more tests."

"But my fever, the pain in my lungs...what could it be? Doctor if you had to give me your best diagnosis right now without the tests, what do you think could be causing these terrible respiratory symptoms?"

The doctor thought for a moment then answered, "SARS cough I guess."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 01 2020
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What do you call a retired miner?

Doug.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheWhiskaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04 2019
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I asked my wife for suggestions for a new exercise routine, and she said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œI don’t know. That seems ....like a big step.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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I asked my wife ideas for an exercise routine, and she said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œThat sounds....like a big step.”

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I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine. She said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œThat’s .... a big step.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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I asked my wife what I should do to exercise, and she said, β€œWhy don’t you start with lunges?”

I said, β€œ That sounds like.....a big step.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05 2019
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I asked my wife, β€œ I’m thinking of starting an exercise routine. What do you suggest?”

Her: Why don’t you try lunges?

Me: That sounds like a huge step.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27 2019
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OC posted in honor of my dear father-in-law, who died of cancer today

Apologies for not following the usual formatting. My father-in-law was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago. A few weeks ago, we learned it had spread to his brain. Later that day, he told me:

β€œWell, everyone came by after they heard about the lung cancer and told me how strong and great I am, and that I’d beat lung cancer...”

pauses for effect

β€œ...I guess I let it go to my head.”

Edit: thank you all for the kind words (and the silver/gold/platinum...I’ll be making matching gifts to St. Jude’s or a similar organization).

Yes he was a great man. At age 20 he was given 3 months to live due to another β€˜incurable’ disease. He stuck around for another 45+ years. I could go on and on...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2020
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