I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine, and she said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œThat...sounds like a big step.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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I asked my wife for suggestions for a new exercise routine, and she said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œI don’t know. That seems ....like a big step.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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My wife said I could try lunges to stay in shape

That would be a big step forward for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshPlaysUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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I was asking my wife for some work out tips, she suggested I try lunges

I thought, that's a big step.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaxyTax
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?

So they are organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.

Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Did you hear about the new Halloween movie where the guy screams his lungs out?

It was breathtaking

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Lungs at stake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dammchicka
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What did the lungs say to the bladder when they went on strike

Urine trouble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Abaddononon
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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One lung said to another…

we be-lung together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Everyone, I have the black lung!

It's alright, though. I'll be fine. It's just a miner problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaca232
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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Did anyone know that Cardi B had an Irish cousin who is a lung/heart specialist?

She's named Cardi O'Vascular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldsmobile
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What color are a smoker's lungs?

Toblacko

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πŸ‘€︎ u/augsburg71
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What do you call someone who steals lungs?

Breathtaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shiatryx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What time do you eat on leg day?

Lunge time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d2p2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Why did the beef brisket catch lung cancer?

It smoked for 6 hours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Scrabble
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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what did the pancreatic cancer say to the lung cancer after the lung cancer told him to clean his room?

Ok, tumor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobbBigBrain
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Don’t put your lungs at steak
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorruptedKing87
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
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I have started freezing different objects at -273.15Β°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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What did the person with the chronic lung condition say to the person with an oppressive atmosphere?

MIASMA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Linkjmaur
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Are those cut out lungs? Or did they fool us with stake?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_need_meme_12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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Why do cannibals like people who vape?

Because they have popcorn lungs!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScarletWoods
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Saw this in another sub needed to be here

Nurse: Doctor I took all the lung, kidney and heart donors and alphabetised them.

Doctor: Wow, that’s very ORGAN-ized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pasd84
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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No smoking zone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bongnazi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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Google says the first lung transplant took place in 1954, making it the first organ donation ever. However, this is not entirely true.

The first Oregon donation took place in 1859.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyloneus
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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What are the tiny sacs in an Italian Man’s lungs called?

Raveoli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkeyhi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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My friend thinks I have a lung disease

I should go asthma doctor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nice_Yams
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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If the government banned cigarettes, I would shout slogans and protest

But I'm afraid I wouldn't have the lung capacity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DearGrocery
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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OC posted in honor of my dear father-in-law, who died of cancer today

Apologies for not following the usual formatting. My father-in-law was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago. A few weeks ago, we learned it had spread to his brain. Later that day, he told me:

β€œWell, everyone came by after they heard about the lung cancer and told me how strong and great I am, and that I’d beat lung cancer...”

pauses for effect

β€œ...I guess I let it go to my head.”

Edit: thank you all for the kind words (and the silver/gold/platinum...I’ll be making matching gifts to St. Jude’s or a similar organization).

Yes he was a great man. At age 20 he was given 3 months to live due to another β€˜incurable’ disease. He stuck around for another 45+ years. I could go on and on...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bilgerat78
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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This is a lung shot
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steelpan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2015
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I can't stay mad at the foolish surgeon who transplanted my father's lungs the wrong way...

his heart was in the right place.

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I asked my wife, β€œ I’m thinking of starting an exercise routine. What do you suggest?”

Her: Why don’t you try lunges?

Me: That sounds like a huge step.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Sir, can you breathe?

No, but my lung can, sir.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/savedbytheb3l1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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Yesterday a casket at a funeral home magically came to life, and immediately got sick

It watched the news and became convinced it had contracted the coronavirus from it's intended inhabitant, a Chinese woman from Wuhan who had died of the disease.

The casket went to the emergency room at the nearest hospital.

After overcoming her initial shock at diagnosing a casket, the ER doctor ran a blood test and determined the casket definitely did not have the coronavirus.

"But I feel like I'm dying doctor, and I only just came to life. If it isn't the coronavirus what is it?" worriedly asked the casket.

"I'm not sure," answered the doctor, "we'll have to run some more tests."

"But my fever, the pain in my lungs...what could it be? Doctor if you had to give me your best diagnosis right now without the tests, what do you think could be causing these terrible respiratory symptoms?"

The doctor thought for a moment then answered, "SARS cough I guess."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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What do you call a retired miner?

Doug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWhiskaz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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I asked my wife ideas for an exercise routine, and she said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œThat sounds....like a big step.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I asked my wife suggestions for an exercise routine. She said, β€œWhy don’t you try lunges?”

I said, β€œThat’s .... a big step.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I asked my wife what I should do to exercise, and she said, β€œWhy don’t you start with lunges?”

I said, β€œ That sounds like.....a big step.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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OC posted in honor of my dear father-in-law, who died of cancer today

Apologies for not following the usual formatting. My father-in-law was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago. A few weeks ago, we learned it had spread to his brain. Later that day, he told me:

β€œWell, everyone came by after they heard about the lung cancer and told me how strong and great I am, and that I’d beat lung cancer...”

pauses for effect

β€œ...I guess I let it go to my head.”

Edit: thank you all for the kind words (and the silver/gold/platinum...I’ll be making matching gifts to St. Jude’s or a similar organization).

Yes he was a great man. At age 20 he was given 3 months to live due to another β€˜incurable’ disease. He stuck around for another 45+ years. I could go on and on...

πŸ‘︎ 26
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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