I said, “That...sounds like a big step.”
That would be a big step forward for me
I thought, that's a big step.
We be-lung together
Guess they got the wrong organ donor.
So they are organ-ized.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
It was breathtaking
Urine trouble
It's alright, though. I'll be fine. It's just a miner problem.
Breathtaking.
She's named Cardi O'Vascular.
It smoked for 6 hours.
Ok, tumor
MIASMA!
I call it the 0k boomer experiment.
The first Oregon donation took place in 1859.
Raveoli
I should go asthma doctor
Because they have popcorn lungs!
Nurse: Doctor I took all the lung, kidney and heart donors and alphabetised them.
Doctor: Wow, that’s very ORGAN-ized
Apologies for not following the usual formatting. My father-in-law was diagnosed with lung cancer a few months ago. A few weeks ago, we learned it had spread to his brain. Later that day, he told me:
“Well, everyone came by after they heard about the lung cancer and told me how strong and great I am, and that I’d beat lung cancer...”
pauses for effect
“...I guess I let it go to my head.”
Edit: thank you all for the kind words (and the silver/gold/platinum...I’ll be making matching gifts to St. Jude’s or a similar organization).
Yes he was a great man. At age 20 he was given 3 months to live due to another ‘incurable’ disease. He stuck around for another 45+ years. I could go on and on...
his heart was in the right place.
But I'm afraid I wouldn't have the lung capacity
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