Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
A pencil isn't John Wick's primary murder weapon.
But it's definitely number 2.
I always buy my weapons from a guy called T-Rex.
What do you call a serrated weapon that Polish people once used in battle?
My 5 year old came up with this one. What is a skeleton's favorite weapon?
A bone and arrow (Kid loves to play minecraft sooo... yeah)
What weapon do angels use?
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
What is a rain's favorite weapon?
I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
A salt with a deadly weapon!
Where do toy stores keep their Terminator action figures?
What type of weapons would a T-rex sell?
Did you hear ISIS is adapting Covid-19 into a bio-weapon?!
They're calling it the Quranavirus
What weapon is the most relaxed?
Just “chill axe”, my dude.
Weaponized clothing...
should be called garmaments...
there's weapons
What is it called when someone cuts your weapon wielding limb off?
Disarmament
Have you heard of this terrorist group using wooden weapons?
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
This joke is gonna bomb
Where can you find weapons of mass destruction in Walmart?
In aisle 8
I said to my dad "the bread is attacking me"
And my dad said "assult with a breadly weapon!"
In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...
Pho Ton Torpedoes.
(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)
My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.
My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.
My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.
4yo: "I like your shirt mama!
Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?
4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"
What was the best weapon during the Cold war?
Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.
A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.
Which is the most musical weapon?
Swords, because they go “Sing! Sing! Sing!”
Weapon of brass destruction
I was arrested for having jello in the shape of a gun in my bag
The officers charged me for having a congealed weapon
A student is arrested and brought to court for carrying a weapon to his morning lecture
Judge: Why did you bring a taser to your lecture?
Defendent: Well you see sir, I have a hard time getting up in the morning. But I’m not a big fan of soft drinks or coffee, so I thought the next best thing was to give me a good shock.
They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.
I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
What do you call a space nuke?
Weapon of Mars destruction.
Be careful: if you keep making these terrible puns...
...you could get be charged with 'assault with a dad-ly weapon'.
What is a old persons favourite weapon?
What do you get when you put a blunt wooden weapon inbetween two slices of bread?
What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?
What do thieves make their weapons from?
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
I am convinced that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
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