Bump in the knight
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: “Yes, and what a lovely scent it had.”
... can we just call it e-mail?
He said, “I got back words!” How did I not see that one coming?
I hate knight shifts.
I told the delivery driver that they must have gone out for the Knight.
I've got a Boba Fettish.
Hey all. I work at a place that sells medieval and Renaissance themed clothing, weapons, and armour. We are beginning to sell snacks in the breakroom for employees (sans vending machine) and I want to call the "shop" something silly/ridiculous. Ye Olde Snack Shack just won't cut it, I want a good pun in there. Don't hesitate to use fantasy inspired ideas either. I wanted to go with The Dragon's Hoard, but would rather have something funny as well!
She always wanted a night in, shining armour.
Udder Armour.
The 87'ers were losing to the Springfield Armor. My friend's dad turns to me and says, "I guess you could say they're under-armour."
