What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?

You win, McGregor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Zakberg
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Maybe with a latte saber?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanielBWeston
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(X-post) Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.

They're armed to the teeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
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A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.

But a dino might.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kidnorthstar
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My sword doesn't weigh much.

Its my light saber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaidWilsen
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Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?

Because they were light sabers.

May the 4th be with you !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokeretailer
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Where do Sith Lords shop

At the Darth Maul....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSphinx1906
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An accident it was.

Doing this on mobile, so we'll see how it goes.

My son playing with a toy lightsaber:

Son: dad I can't get the saber to open up! Me: have you tried using more force?

Wife: (glaring at me) really? More force?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CowodiByNature
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I wish someone could make me a sword made of magnesium

It would be a light saber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stigjohan
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My Dad's go-to party joke

"What do you get when you cross Elton John and a saber-tooth tiger?

...I dunno, but keep it away from your ass!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/edhialdyn
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Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.

They're armed to the teeth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
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What do you call a sword that doesn’t weigh much?

A light saber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
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My sword doesn’t weigh much

It’s my light saber

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piginafez
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