What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?
You win, McGregor
(X-post) Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.
They're armed to the teeth.
A saber tooth tiger would never blow anything up.
But a dino might.
Why were the smaller sabre-tooth cats better hunters than the larger sabre-tooths ?
Because they were light sabers.
May the 4th be with you !
An accident it was.
Doing this on mobile, so we'll see how it goes.
My son playing with a toy lightsaber:
Son: dad I can't get the saber to open up! Me: have you tried using more force?
Wife: (glaring at me) really? More force?
I wish someone could make me a sword made of magnesium
It would be a light saber
My Dad's go-to party joke
"What do you get when you cross Elton John and a saber-tooth tiger?
...I dunno, but keep it away from your ass!"
Weaponized Saber-tooth cats would be a real menace.
They're armed to the teeth.
What do you call a sword that doesn’t weigh much?
A light saber
