They thought he was pretty Charmin.
They just came by and picked up all 4 pounds.
It was junk mail.
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ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds
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AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
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BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage
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BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with
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CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate
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COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
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ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living
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EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist
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HEROES: What a guy in a boat does
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LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money
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MISTY: How golfers create divots
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PARADOX: Two physicians
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PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower
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PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm
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POLARIZE: What penguins see with
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PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV
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RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
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RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
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SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
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SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official
With only this attached.
It’s mail-dominated.
Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.
You better use a Penn & Teller
“That’s just spam.”
It's Spam.
It’s called “S Cargo”.
He can't just comprehend what attachments are!
I guess I should call him a post man now
Because he was in Reichweite
I'm like, "Well see, we shoulda gotten female-order chickens instead, that's our problem right there. We're lucky the rest didn't turn out to be roosters too!"
This was an honest-to-god real conversation I just had with my housemate earlier tonight. :)
So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC
Because it's Holey Armor.
A parceltongue.
Chain mail!
They get really upset.
No one ever addresses the elephant in the room.
I say we letter
They're all out of sorts.
Dad: Any female?
Posthumously!
It’s Spam
They get extremely annoyed
Hopefully they can learn to apply themselves.
Would she be a mailwoman or femailman?
Stationary.
It's not the money, it's about the message.
Apparently he was sending a bunch of Spam Mail.
He has alot of experience with de-livering.
He's jelly.
They called it a "Jury Summons."
Yes, but they can't use attachments.
He's pumped
So my wife is currently working from home and her employer decided to send her a hamper package in the mail. It was quite nice but pretty standard stuff. Wine, some cookies, crackers and also a bottle extra virgin olive oil (came with a cheese platter kit)
Wife was pretty happy about the fancy packaging and showed it to me saying "look they even sent extra virgin olive oil in this little fancy bottle for cheese platters!"
My response? "Aww that poor olive oil bottle never had sex? So sad!"
...Pls send help
It's because they do it door-tudor
“That’s just spam.”
