What’s a 4 letter for a woman ending with “unt”?
Why did NASA use numbers instead of letters for the Apollo series?
Because if Apollo-F crashed, they’d have to make an Apollo-G.
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?
What begins with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it
I’m super friendly with 25 letters of the alphabet
What is a pirate's favorite letter?
He likes the "r", but he loves the "c"!
My wife found out I was cheating on her after she found all the letters I was hiding...
She got mad and said she's never playing scrabble with me again
What has four letters?
That’s all. I was just letting you know.
What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
Hey! Did you see that snail-shaped car with the letter S painted on it drive by?
Just look at that escargo.
What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, and never has 5 letters.
But nothing tops a cheese pizza.
What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?
‘B’, because it makes oil boil.
What’s the coolest letter?
“B” cause it’s surrounded by A/C.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What’s a clones favorite letter?
What is long, rigid, flexible and has the letters p,e,n,I,s?
My therapist told me to write letters to people I hated and then burn them.
I've done that, but what do I do with the letter.
How many letters are in the Christmas alphabet?
What's a pirates least favourite letter?
Dear Sir,
this is the federal prosecutor's office, informing you that you've been convicted and charged on seven counts of piracy.
This summer when I dug potatoes from my garden, they all were shaped like a letter from the alphabet...
I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.
If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.
I was left a package this morning. On the front in big red letters it said, "PLEASE DO NOT BEND"
I thought to myself, how the f**k am I supposed to pick it up?
I’m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language
How does a vampire start a letter?
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
At first there were only 25 letters
What letter holds the most water?
C.
(My eight-year-old just told me this and got me.)
What's a pirates favourite letter ?
'P' Without P he'd be 'irate'
All the letters of the alphabet walk into a bar. Why does only one of them get a drink?
Because the bartender keeps saying, “Can I get U anything?”
What's the letter before M? It's E!
When Ludwig van Beethoven died, he left a letter in his will...
What’s the pirate’s favorite letter?
You may think it’s ARGHH but it’s the Sea that he likes.
What’s a pirates favorite letter?
Wait for it....
You think it be Rrrrrrr but it’s the C they be lovin!
(Tell this to your little pirates for Halloween. My kiddos have loved telling this one)
Why couldn't the letter be delivered?
It was written on stationary paper.
I had a friend who got paid by the letter to write a phonics manual
To make a little extra cash he wrote a rhotic r on the side
Which food has a two letter name?
Candy.
Its name is made up of C and Y
What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?
I love snails so I painted the letter S all over my car
Now whenever I'm out driving, people point to my car and say: "Look at that S car go."
What is a sheep cloner's favorite letter?
I got into a Scrabble letter throwing fight...
It was all fun and games, until someone lost an i
When I write down the alphabet I never get past the letter "I"
I guess that's where I draw the line.
When debating letters, you always want "i" and "j" on your team.
They always have a point.
What do you call it when Vanna White turns a letter other than a consonant?
If you rearrange the letters in post office
Your boss gets really mad.
What has three letters and starts with gas?
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
What’s a pirates favorite letter?
You thought it was the arrrrgh, but it’s really the sea!
What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?
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