Did you know a chicken can fly higher than the Chrysler building?
because the Chrysler building doesn't fly
Did you know? Jesus drove a Chrysler.
Because he walked everywhere he went.
I just saw Jesus & a couple of His disciples drive past me in a new car
Looks like it was a Christler
My ex-girlfriend's dad turned 50 and bought himself a Sebring convertible.
He was having a midlife Chrysler.
what kind of car can drive on water?
a Jesus Chrysler
As my dad casually dropped this on me
My father and I are sitting at the table . He's on his computer and suddenly....
Dad: Huh.
Me: What?
Dad: The Vatican is buying Chrysler.
Me: That's a little weird.
Dad: Yeah, they're rebranding as Jesus Chrysler.
groans
Driving on the highway when my dad starts "crying"...
Dad: "Look, ImRedditingOnMyPhonr, they're gonna move me!" (Pretending to sob and pointing at a movers truck) I stared at it until I I read the name on the side of the truck, "Town & Country Movers", I thought about it for three more seconds before realizing my dad's car is a Chrysler Town & Country, facepalms and grunts were well had
What kind of car can drive on water?
A Jesus Chrysler.
