It was from ancient Greece
She said try the non-friction section.
I think it's BP.
It was really crude.
Marijuana-ted pork
It was the hardest dump I ever took
i said "couldn't you have just used some of oil?"
It's OK though as my injuries are only super fish oil.
They fired all Naan essential staff.
And some unknown Arab country above it.
After I used it it was just olive oil.
Attempted Hummus-ide.
Black currents
She had a midwife crisis
Really ugly olives.
I'm okay though.....it was just a super fish oil wound.
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."
Edit: Thanks for the Platinum stranger! Wow!
They did not like my crude humor. I'll have to refine it.
wife threw it directly in the trash to teach me a wesson
There was once a boy. He was the son of the richest man in the universe. Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, he dwarfed them all. He was a multi-trillionaire. Now, it was this boy's birthday. His father asked him,
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. A store full of lego, all the video games in the world, anything. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one pink ping pong ball."
His father was rather confused by this request. Out of all the things he could've chosen, his son chose a ping pong ball. Nonetheless, he agreed and gave him a pink ping pong ball. His son was overjoyed and spoke to him.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong ball?"
"Okay son, go ahead."
The boy then went up to his room and played with his pink ping pong ball. When his father went in the next morning to check on him, the boy was sleeping in his bed and the pink ping pong ball was nowhere to be found.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
His son replied.
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one box full of pink ping pong balls."
His father was again, confused by this. Still, he bought a cardboard box and filled it with ping pong balls. He gave it to his son, who said.
"My father, you have made me the happiest boy in the world. May I go up to my room and play with my pink ping pong balls?"
The father nodded, and the son went up to his room to play. The next morning when his father went to check, the boy was sleeping peacefully and there were no pink ping pong balls in sight. Just the empty cardboard box in the middle of the room.
On the boy's next birthday, his father asked him again.
"My son. I am the richest man in the universe. I could buy you anything you want for your birthday. What would you like?"
"Oh father. It would make me the happiest boy in the world if you could get me one truck full of ping pong balls."
Now, by this point, the father was extremely confused. Why did the boy want so many pink ping pong balls and where were they going? He asked.
"My son. You are the most precious thing in the world to me and I can certainly get you this, but may I ask, why do you want
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“Well oil be dammed”
Like anything else, cover it in oil.
They twerk from home.
But you are coming back with high heels”. Her mom sent me a text asking me what I said that made my wife throw her phone in to her lap and groan aloud. Mission accomplished haha
A whisk taker.
After I dug into the details of a theoretical zombie crisis and the entrances and exits of our home, I settled on the master bedroom.
My son sighs and says, "the living room."
High five buddy, you got me.
They are dead.
The Queen buzzed, "To bee or not to bee, that is the question."
I guess you could say there was a midwife crisis.
Lamp oil, it'll brighten them up instantly.
He felt his life had no porpoise
And in 13 years they will all be called quaran-teens.
Worst french fries I've ever had.
They wonder if their life has a porpoise.
It's the Wurst Käse scenario.
I’m thinking extra virgin
It was Ancient Grease.
I think it's BP.
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
I think it’s BP.
