26 Hilarious Microphone Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Hamish vs Andy microphone pun, puntastic.

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👤︎ u/Homeblest

📅︎ Mar 02 2020

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Went to the store yesterday and bought a single cherry and some microphone equipment

Bought-a-Bing, Bought-a-boom

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👤︎ u/peon2

📅︎ Jan 19 2021

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I bought a microphone in England for a penny

I call it Mike Pence.

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👤︎ u/PoopsMcWillie

📅︎ Jan 14 2021

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Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?

They were in four mints.

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👤︎ u/JiminyKirket

📅︎ Nov 20 2020

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He was tucking in his shirt after the microphone was attached why ?

He talks from his ass.

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👤︎ u/JaggedSolid6

📅︎ Oct 25 2020

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I went shopping at a cherry stand and then a microphone store.

Bought a Bing. Bought a boom.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas

📅︎ Jul 20 2020

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A man walks up to a microphone stand.

Man: would all the Mike's stand up please?

a few men stand up

Man: thank you, this concludes the Mike check

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose

📅︎ Feb 25 2020

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I just saw Charlie Chaplin and Marcel Marceau throwing a microphone into the sea.

I guess it's true what they say: Great mimes sink a mic.

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👤︎ u/jacknutting

📅︎ Mar 30 2020

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I own a microphone that was made in Poland.

I own a Czech one too.

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👤︎ u/froo

📅︎ Sep 07 2019

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Why did the ghost invest in a fancy microphone?

because he preferred to be heard in scary-o.

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👤︎ u/mistermajik2000

📅︎ Oct 02 2019

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Did you hear about the microphone with lips? He was a loudmouth.

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👤︎ u/cart0166

📅︎ Aug 29 2019

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Did you hear about the microphone checker that got really drunk?

He had one two one two one two many.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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Why should you never ask a microphone for advice?

It might give bad feedback.

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👤︎ u/chpsohoy

📅︎ Feb 09 2019

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I’ve installed podiums and microphones all over my ship.

They’re just for deck oration.

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👤︎ u/procrastiprov

📅︎ Dec 28 2018

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I bought a microphone so I can talk about different types of injuries.

Tear sting tear sting

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Aug 17 2018

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What are two advantages of a singer not using an electric microphone?

Its cheaper, and better for the environment, so its Eco-no-mic

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👤︎ u/Sunburnt-Vampire

📅︎ May 20 2015

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My dad wanted to know what microphone I'd recommend

He showed me his audio catalog and asked me for "sound advice".

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👤︎ u/bongsaway

📅︎ Sep 24 2013

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Went shopping for cherries and a microphone the other day.

Bought a bing. Bought a boom.

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👤︎ u/bot_10

📅︎ Oct 03 2019

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I went to go shopping for cherries and microphones the other day. Bought a bing, bought a boom.

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👤︎ u/sheineken

📅︎ Jul 31 2019

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I went shopping for cherries and a microphone the other day...

Bought a bing. Bought a boom.

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👤︎ u/htimsmith

📅︎ Oct 16 2019

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I went to go shopping for cherries and microphones the other day: bought a bing, bought a boom.

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👤︎ u/AspenTD

📅︎ Jun 17 2017

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I went to go shopping for cherry's and microphones the other day

Bought a bing bought a boom

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👤︎ u/__st4__

📅︎ Jun 14 2019

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Purchased a cherry and a microphone

Bought a bing, bought a boom

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👤︎ u/latelobster

📅︎ Jun 02 2019

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Went shopping for a cherry and a microphone...

Bought a bing, Bought a boom..

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👤︎ u/MilPens

📅︎ Apr 05 2018

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I went shopping for cherries and microphones the other day

Bought a bing, bought a boom

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👤︎ u/retinapro

📅︎ Jun 14 2017

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Went to the store yesterday to buy a cherry and a microphone stand.

Bought a Bing, bought a boom.

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👤︎ u/Mycareer

📅︎ Oct 12 2017

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