Did you hear about the guy who was stealing people's window panes?
Apparently it was panes taking work.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
This joke panes me
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︎ Jul 22 2020
This joke panes me
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︎ Jun 11 2020
This joke panes me.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
This would be a total pane in the neck.
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︎ Jun 10 2019
What do you call donut-shaped pane of glass?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
This is a pane
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︎ Jul 02 2019
This looks like it's gonna be a huge pane to clean up.
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︎ Feb 06 2019
Its a pane in the glass to work at a window factory, I can see right through their flaws. Mirrors, however, is something I can really see myself doing.
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︎ Jun 07 2018
I bet heβs in a lot of pane
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︎ May 23 2018
Broken windows are a pane to fix
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︎ Jul 22 2016
Do you know why Payne and pane are spelled exactly the same?
No one does, because the why is silent.
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Cutting a piece of glass would be a real pane.
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︎ Sep 18 2017
oh my god
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Help! Accidentally uninstalled Windows!
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︎ Oct 11 2020
Iβll never forget the day I saw the ugliest man Iβve ever seen.
The dude thought it was funny to copy my every move, heβs lucky there was a pane of glass between us.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Why don't people like replacing the glass in windows?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I threw some pills and accidentally broke one of my windows.
I didnβt realize they were pane killers.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
When the local carpenter was asked what it was like when he fell through a window?
He said,β All I felt was pane.β
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..
They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
A man is impaled on a shard of broken window
βI canβt imagine the pane you must be going throughβ
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Why did the window inspector quit his job?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
Just happened: my contractor broke a window during our nearly complete renovation
He turned to me and said it's no problem. At this stage it's just a pane.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
Why are all the windows screaming?
Because they are in panes.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I was thrown through a window today.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
A donkey just smashed through my window!
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︎ Oct 05 2020
So I heard this joke about glass
But it clearly shouldnβt have been made
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︎ Jul 19 2020
I accidentally smashed a window recently.
It was a pane to replace.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
A shocking story
My freshman year in high school (96-97), I was in choir, and we drove up in a big coach bus to Magic Mountain for a choir competition.
Approaching San Onofre, the driver told us a "little known fact" that if you put your hand on the window while passing under those jumbo power lines coming from the plant, you can feel a moderately painful shock. Being gullible teenagers, a lot of us tried it.
We passed under, and the driver asked if we felt any pain. There were scattered replies in the negative. The diver said, "You didn't feel the window pane?"
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Did you hear about the glassblower who inhaled?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I was playing football with my younger cousin earlier today
Unfortunately, I kicked it too hard and it broke the window.
We called the repair guy and, apparently when he came two hours later, the window was still in pane.
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I accidentally sat on a medieval stained glass window at the antique store...
That was a royal pane in the ass.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
What did the glass say to the window?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
His family is broken at the moment
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Why did the man refuse to jump out the window?
He didn't want to go through any pane.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Why did dad get angry when the window was broken?
Because it was a pane to replace.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
I once heard a joke about a window.
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︎ Jun 11 2020
Remains to be seen...
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︎ Nov 06 2017
I'm thinking of quitting my job installing windows.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I tried to steal a window but the guilt was overwhelming.
I could not take the pane.
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︎ Mar 09 2020
Dad fell through a shop window.
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Will Glass shatter the box office or will it just break even.
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︎ Jan 10 2019
Why did the house go to the doctor?
It was having window panes.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Why should you never work for a window manufacturing company?
The job is a pane in the glass
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︎ Mar 19 2020
I used to install windows.
It was a real pane.
(Credit to my partner Michael for all of my r/dadjokes entries).
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︎ Jan 01 2020
I had to replace all the windows in my house today...
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︎ Sep 09 2019
Why is life terrible for a window?
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︎ Dec 28 2019
What did the window washer with arthritis say to the broken window?
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︎ Dec 12 2019
Why did the window inspector quit his job?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
I sat on a window.
It was a pane in the glass.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
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