19 Hilarious Windy Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

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👤︎ u/boolbaga

📅︎ Mar 12 2019

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It was fun being a spy til they put me in a windy city with only a blanket for camouflage

My cover was blown constantly

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👤︎ u/zsm1994

📅︎ Jun 17 2020

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Why is it so windy inside an arena?

All those fans.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Oct 24 2019

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Why is it windy in sports arenas?

Because of all the fans

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👤︎ u/H8MACH1NE_666

📅︎ Jul 18 2019

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If the air moves fast, is it the windy 500?

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👤︎ u/ShrekIsMyDad27

📅︎ Oct 23 2019

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It was really windy last night. A quarter of my roof came off in the wind...

oof.

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👤︎ u/haltergego

📅︎ Oct 04 2019

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Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...

"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....

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👤︎ u/cmeilleur1337

📅︎ Jul 03 2019

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What type of deer do you get when it's windy outside?

Windoes

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👤︎ u/wolfshadow0118

📅︎ Mar 04 2019

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Is it windy?

We were driving driving on the highway earlier today to go hiking. My girlfriend asked if I thought it would be windy so I rolled down the window and stuck my hand out then yelled over the passing wind “Yeah I think I think it’s a little windy.” She threatened to crash the car

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👤︎ u/Gusta457

📅︎ Jan 04 2019

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Today was so windy I saw a chicken lay the same egg twice.

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👤︎ u/N1NJACQUES

📅︎ Nov 06 2017

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LPT: If you can, try to mow your front lawn on really windy days.

Cleanup is a breeze.

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👤︎ u/SillyCyban

📅︎ May 19 2017

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So I think I have an idea as to why football games are so windy..

Because there's so many fans.

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👤︎ u/Magicpurpleponyrider

📅︎ Feb 27 2013

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Is it windy?

A little, but not mind blowing.

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👤︎ u/Airmokade

📅︎ Jul 30 2015

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"Why is North Dakota so windy?"

Because South Dakota Sucks, and Canada Blows.

(Favorite joke of my grandfathers)

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👤︎ u/dbooker87

📅︎ Jan 22 2014

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Bringing my kids home after a trip to the beach, I asked how their trip was. My mother-in-law said "it was really windy, which sucked."

I replied "really? I would have thought it blew."

She didn't get it

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👤︎ u/plsdntanxiety

📅︎ Dec 09 2013

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Why is it so windy inside an arena?

All those fans.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Nov 17 2019

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Why is it so windy inside an arena?

All those fans.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot

📅︎ Oct 31 2019

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Why was the stadium so windy?

Because of all the fans!

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👤︎ u/Swertrich

📅︎ Feb 24 2019

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Isn't it windy today?

No it's Thursday

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👤︎ u/chibolamoo

📅︎ Jan 07 2016

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