Windy Weather Puns

I work in television. It's going to be very windy today in our area.

Weather guy: "The wind is going to be apparent today."

Me: "Aw, I didn't even know the wind was pregnant!"

It was super windy, and we had decided to play outside.

Me - "This is pretty awful tennis weather, Dad."

Dad - "Yeah, the wind really blows."

My wife and I had just left our apartment the other day and were walking down the street towards the ferry stop. It was getting quite cloudy and windy, and wife says:

"Did you check the weather before we left?"

I said "No, I'll check now."

And then I looked directly up at the sky and stood there like that for a second until she got the joke. I had my (smart)phone in my hand at the time, so I'm sure she thought I was about to look it up on that.