Banner starts from 15:00 JST 19/04 until 14:59 26/04
One time 11x pull, half priced.
Total relics: 32
USSB: 1
BSSB: 24
SSB: 7
credits to SolitaireD@GameFAQs for the list
##FFI
- Meia's Arc Mirage [BSB, +10 MAG] - 6 AOE Water/NE summon magic attacks, En-Water, Burst Mode
##FFII
- Maria's Rune-Graven Bow [BSB, +10 MAG] - 8 single-target Earth/NE magic attacks, En-Earth, Burst Mode
- Ricard's Abel's Lance [BSB, +10 ATK] - 8 single-target Wind/NE jump attacks, En-Wind, Burst Mode
- Ricard's Cuirass [SSB, +10 ATK] - 6 random Wind jump attacks, multiplier is dependent on number of Dragoons in party, En-Wind
- Emperor's Demon's Rod [BSB, +10 MAG] - 6 AOE Wind/Dark magic attacks, En-Wind, Burst Mode
##FFIII
- Luneth's Gungnir [BSB, +10 ATK] - 8 single-target Wind/NE ranged physical attacks, 100% Stun, En-Wind, Burst Mode
- Ingus's Aegis Shield [BSB, +10 ATK] - 4 AOE Earth/NE physical attacks, ATK & DEF +30% to user, En-Earth, Burst Mode
##FFIV
- Rydia's Sleipnir's Tail [BSB, +10 MAG] - 5 AOE Earth/NE summon magic attacks, En-Earth, Burst Mode
- Yang's Cat Claws [BSB, +10 ATK] - 7 single-target Earth/NE physical attacks, En-Earth, Burst Mode
- Edge's Mutsunokami [BSB, +10 ATK] - 8 single-target Water/NE physical attacks, En-Water, Burst Mode
##FFV
- Bartz's Great Sword [BSB, +10 ATK] - 8 single-target Earth/NE physical attacks, En-Earth, Burst Mode
- Bartz's Grand Helm [BSB, +10 ATK] - 8 single-target Water/NE physical attacks, En-Water, Burst Mode
- Galuf's Platinum Hammer [USB, +10 ATK] - ATK & MAG +30% and Haste to party, En-Earth to user
- Famed Mimic Gogo's Rod [BSB, +10 MAG] - 6 AOE Water/NE magic attacks, En-Water, Burst Mode
##FFVI
- Strago's Cloak [BSB, +10 MAG] - 7 AOE Water/Wind/Earth magic attacks, En-Water, Burst Mode
##FFVII
- Cloud's Ultima Blade [BSB, +10 ATK] - 8 single-target Wind/NE physical attacks, En-Wind, Burst Mode
- Tifa's Oversoul [BSB, +10 ATK] - 8 single-target Earth physical attacks, En-Earth, Burst Mode
- Cid's Viper Halberd [BSB, +10 ATK] - 10 single-target Wind/NE Jump attacks, En-Wind, Burst Mode
- Yuffie's Magic Shuriken [BSB, +10 ATK] - 5 AOE Water/NE ranged physical attacks, En-Water, Burst Mode
##FFVIII
- Rinoa's Model [SSB, +10 MAG] - 5 AOE Earth/NE magic
Was wondering if Zack's Chain SB AoE endwind stacks w/ any wind user that has enwind on their own SB; or if it's just redundant/wasted RIP
Reading up on Fang's BSB2 and noticed that it hasnt been discussed that much. Am I right that:
Cloud BSB2>Fang BSB2>(or =??)Cid (VII) BSB > Luneth BSB?
I tried to look for their multipliers and saw that Cloud's is similar to Fang given an ideal situation (max multiplier reached for cloud and 5 hits for Fang). But I guess the non elemental component makes Cloud's better? Cid's BSB entry is awesome as it has a REALLY high multiplier but it doesn't have a self boost CMD2. What do you guys think?
I took a look at Sandslice's Relic Discussion and it isn't on this banner... when do we get it?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
There hasn't been a post all year!
