Two windmills are standing in a wind farm

One asks "What's you favorite type of music ?" The other says "I'm a big metal fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My friend likes to stop by my wind farm and take photographs of my windmills...

He likes to shoot the breeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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So I work in the oil and gas industry and I just lost my job because of all these wind farms

Needless to say, I’m not a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxStupidBusxX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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driving down the highway near a wind farm...

wife: It's windy out here!

me: Someone should turn off those fans!

kids: groan Daaaaaaad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatDubb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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Driving thru a wind farm

So on our way back home from a buisness trip with a coworker I bust this gem out

"I wonder where they store the wind after harvest" -me Coworker silently smiles and shakes head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsjoshmckay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2014
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Propeller Farms

When I was little, some of the first wind farms were going up in CA along 101. Dad would tell us that the "propeller farms" were where new propellers trained before they could be put onto an airplane.

Every once in a while, we saw workers on the hillside pulling one down and he's say, Oh, look! That one graduated!" Yeah, that sold it for us.

Being a good Dad, my own wee young'uns had all been instructed in the ways of propeller farming.

This evening, well over decade later, my daughter starts laughing her ass off and shaking her head. "OMG, Dad. Those are not propeller farms!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kpetrie77
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2016
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My mom dad joked us all on a road trip.

We were driving to Minnesota for vacation and as we are passing through Iowa, I see a wind farm (they are very uncommon where im from). I say "look, guys! A wind farm!" To which my mom replies almost immediately "I wonder if they start them off as seeds or sprouts." Kinda caught us all off guard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dylanvansandt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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The first hurdle of a journalists investigation.

An ex policeman turned construction worker has been arrested. He is believed to of been in charge of a ring of cowboy workers. They were going around farms constructing stables, these stables had many faults-including many falling under strong head winds. We asked the man what his title with the police was? He replied "chief con-stable".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghost_Brain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm

One asks, β€œWhat’s your favourite kind of music?” The other says, β€œI’m a big metal fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghost_toast123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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