Wind farm Puns

He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”

He likes to shoot the breeze.

Needless to say, I’m not a big fan.

wife: It's windy out here!

me: Someone should turn off those fans!

kids: groan Daaaaaaad!

So on our way back home from a buisness trip with a coworker I bust this gem out

"I wonder where they store the wind after harvest" -me Coworker silently smiles and shakes head

When I was little, some of the first wind farms were going up in CA along 101. Dad would tell us that the "propeller farms" were where new propellers trained before they could be put onto an airplane.

Every once in a while, we saw workers on the hillside pulling one down and he's say, Oh, look! That one graduated!" Yeah, that sold it for us.

Being a good Dad, my own wee young'uns had all been instructed in the ways of propeller farming.

This evening, well over decade later, my daughter starts laughing her ass off and shaking her head. "OMG, Dad. Those are not propeller farms!"

We were driving to Minnesota for vacation and as we are passing through Iowa, I see a wind farm (they are very uncommon where im from). I say "look, guys! A wind farm!" To which my mom replies almost immediately "I wonder if they start them off as seeds or sprouts." Kinda caught us all off guard!

An ex policeman turned construction worker has been arrested. He is believed to of been in charge of a ring of cowboy workers. They were going around farms constructing stables, these stables had many faults-including many falling under strong head winds. We asked the man what his title with the police was? He replied "chief con-stable".

One asks "What's you favorite type of music ?" The other says "I'm a big metal fan"

One asks, “What’s your favourite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.