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︎ Mar 26 2015
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
How do you get a farm girl to marry you?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
I thought I could hear Tubular Bells on my farm this winter...
But it was just my cold field.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
This sub is like a dairy farm
Iβve herd it all before
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm ?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Who always gets blamed for letting the farm animals out of their pens?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A man and his son had a farm, but things weren't going too well.
The son said "I think we need to start growing something other than just wheat" and started naming fruits and vegetables.
"I think you're right, kiddo" said the man.
He went over to one of the haybales and started grabbing fistfuls of it. He spread it out and then started covering it with dirt.
"Dad, what are you doing?" asked the son, confused.
"I'm making straw-buries".
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︎ Dec 22 2020
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Operating a solar farm is probably easy
After all, it's a light crop
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What do you call a failed dairy farm?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
A sheep wakes up to find that she's at a completely different farm.
None of the other sheep seem alarmed, so she goes and asks another sheep what's going on.
"Oh, haven't you herd?"
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︎ Nov 11 2020
"Old McDonald had a farm...."
Sang the happy repossession man.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What do you call farm animals with a sense of humor?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
We have superior cows on our farm.
They are out standing in the field.
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︎ Oct 19 2020
My dad has a worm farm
He named all the worms Jason, cause their bait, man.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I asked my farmer friend, βCan you explain how I can gamble using farm animals?β
He said, βYou bet your ass.β
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Old McDonald had a farm
On he's farm he had some weed
He high,he high, Oh
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︎ Sep 02 2020
What area of mathematics are farm animals proficient?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
The new fan in my bathroom came from a farm
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Which animal is a spiritual leader in a game farm?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
My Uncle had an indoor pumpkin farm.
He had a real gourd complex.
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︎ Oct 01 2020
My local paper has done amazing work in exposing corruption in our local chicken farms.
They deserve a pullet-zer prize.
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︎ Sep 15 2020
After releasing his hit song about his farm, Old Mac Donald started receiving some letters from his fans.
"Eβ βIβ βEβ βIβ βO"
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I stopped by a roadside farm where I saw a sign that said βDUCK, EGGSβ.
I was contemplating the position of the comma when it hit me.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Why do the lion not attack the farm?
He was a little bit sheepish.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What farm animals are good for the environment?
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︎ Aug 23 2020
What do you call a farm when none of the cows give milk?
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︎ Jun 06 2020
I used to work at a nut farm
The work conditions were great but the salary was peanuts
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︎ May 28 2020
I just got a senior management position at Old McDonaldβs farm
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︎ Aug 28 2020
My neighbor ran over from his farm and was sobbing. βMy sheep are missing!β He cried. βMy sheep are missing! Please help me!β
I said βthat sounds like a ewe problem.β
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What are you if you inherit a milk farm?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Saw an accident at a farm and then noticed two young sheep charging there with sirens on their heads.
They were the lamb-ulance
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︎ Aug 23 2020
How do u seduce a farm girl?
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︎ Jun 11 2020
My great uncle died making butter on his farm last week.
It was a really unfortunate churn of events.
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︎ Feb 02 2020
Everyone in my peer group was using State Farm for insurance...
So I decided to go with the Flo.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
My family just celebrated the 200th anniversary of owning a buffalo farm!
Yep. It's our bison-tennial.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
What do you call a group of horses and male swine that live on a farm nearby?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Did you hear about the cow farm destroyed in the tornado?
The scene was udder annihilation.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
My friend and I are starting a weed farm
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︎ Jul 07 2020
My cousin runs a thriving deer farm.
Heβs really rolling in the doe.
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︎ May 20 2020
Wife and I were driving past a buffalo farm...
Her: "Buffalo meat is delicious. What are they made of? Beef?"
Me: "No... They're made of buff."
She didn't talk to me the whole way home.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
The internet connection in my farm is really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Aug 09 2020
The internet connection in my farm was really sketchy, so I moved the modem to the barn.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
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