plant pun
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οΈ Dec 27 2018
[Request] Plant puns for a bookmark!
Making a bookmark for part of my friends xmas gift. We're both botany students, so I'd like to make it plant related.
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οΈ Dec 05 2017
For those who donβt know what a power plant is
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οΈ Apr 02 2021
My uncle worked in a can crushing plant...
His job was soda pressing.
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οΈ Apr 10 2021
Iβm saving money for bushes to plant around the yard when my career is over...
Itβs my retirement hedge fund.
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οΈ Apr 20 2021
Decided to plant mums this year.
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οΈ Mar 21 2021
How do you clone a plant?
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οΈ Mar 09 2021
You can't plant flowers
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οΈ Mar 01 2021
What do plants like to relax on?
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οΈ Apr 12 2021
Did anyone see the news story about the HIV virus mutating to affect citrus plants?
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οΈ Mar 11 2021
What manufacturing plant produces everything?
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οΈ Apr 02 2021
What do you call a plant thatβs been mutated by nuclear radiation?
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οΈ Mar 14 2021
Why are plants more likely to change sex?
Because theres less stigma to stamen.
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οΈ Mar 12 2021
I want to tell you about a girl that ate plants
but you've probably never heard of herbivore!!
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οΈ Feb 22 2021
What time should you tend to your plants?
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οΈ Mar 30 2021
You canβt plant flowers
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οΈ Mar 01 2021
It must be my lucky day! I found a plant that says it supports learning about a son of Norseman Erik the Red!
Yep. I found a for-Leif clover!
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οΈ Mar 19 2021
I recently wrote a paper about erotic photography of plants
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οΈ Feb 27 2021
I successfully crossbred a human and a coffee plant
The first human bean is here
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οΈ Feb 10 2021
looking for plant & clothing/accessories related puns
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οΈ Feb 24 2021
I planted a few hostas around my house, and now they've gotten so big that they've completely outgrown all my other decorative plants.
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οΈ Feb 26 2021
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
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οΈ Nov 26 2020
Why was the cow fired from his job at the methane plant?
The boss was tired of his gaslighting bullshit
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οΈ Feb 09 2021
I really want to know more about plants...
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οΈ Jan 27 2021
I tried creating a pun on plants
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οΈ Feb 26 2021
How do you make a plant gender neutral?
You give it a transplantation
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οΈ Feb 10 2021
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow
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οΈ Jan 03 2021
I worked security at a chemical plant. There had been a string of robberies at nearby chemical plants, and one night... lo and behold- we heard the alarm...
My coworker and I tried to apprehend them but they were just too phosphorusβ¦
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οΈ Feb 04 2021
NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."
"a watched pot never boils"
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οΈ Jan 20 2021
Impossible Foods is introducing a new line of Edible Plant based Panties.
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οΈ Feb 02 2021
A chemist plants a seed
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
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οΈ Dec 15 2020
Next time youβre feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
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οΈ Nov 12 2020
What does Baby Yoda feed his plants?
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οΈ Jan 13 2021
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
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οΈ Nov 22 2020
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
Itβs called plant yourself on the couch.
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οΈ Nov 21 2020
Whatβs the scariest plant?
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οΈ Dec 22 2020
This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
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οΈ Nov 04 2020
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasnβt botany.
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οΈ Sep 30 2020
What do you call an indoor plant?
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οΈ Dec 12 2020
You cannot plant flowers..
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οΈ Mar 03 2021
No, you can't plant flowers
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οΈ Mar 03 2021
I told my wife she can't plant any flowers
Because she hasn't botany.
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οΈ Mar 05 2021
You canβt plant flowers...
...if you havenβt botany.
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οΈ Mar 09 2021
You can't plant any flowers
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οΈ Jan 21 2021
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
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οΈ Sep 19 2020
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