plant pun
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︎ Dec 27 2018
[Request] Plant puns for a bookmark!
Making a bookmark for part of my friends xmas gift. We're both botany students, so I'd like to make it plant related.
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︎ Dec 05 2017
I quit my job at the concrete plant.
My job was getting harder & harder.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."
"a watched pot never boils"
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What do plants and homies have in common?
I love watching them grow
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︎ Jan 03 2021
You can't plant any flowers
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What does Baby Yoda feed his plants?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
A chemist plants a seed
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Whatβs the scariest plant?
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Next time youβre feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
They found a plant that cures COVID-19!
Itβs called plant yourself on the couch.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What do you call an indoor plant?
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︎ Dec 12 2020
This tasty plant wasn't just a big dill, it was the National Anethum
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︎ Nov 04 2020
I wanna tell a joke about a girl who eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
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︎ Sep 19 2020
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasnβt botany.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I hate my new job in the shoe recycling plant
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
What do you call a plant that had its genitals swapped?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Why did Vice Squad raid the water treatment plant?
They'd received a tip about a bunch of Pumps and Hoses.
(I'm sorry. I just got off work, heard "pumps and hoses" on the radio, and a bad idea was born.)
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Help me making a pun names based around a samurai plant
this is for something important I just need a name for a plant who's also a samurai. Any pun name will be appreciated
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︎ Aug 09 2020
What do you call it when you plant a tree at each corner of a house?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Today I helped father-in-law to fix his plants
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
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︎ Jun 25 2020
You canβt plant flowers...
...if you havenβt botany
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︎ May 15 2020
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
I hope you scrolled past that.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting
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︎ Aug 01 2020
I was showing off my hibiscus plants to my neighbor, he says the roots are exposed, and I should get more dirt on them.
So I found out they were both having affairs, and stealing from their company's fundraisers!
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Farmers were in an all out war to decide which vegetable they would plant
It was resolved with a Peas Treaty
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I received an email today from the owner of a German sausage processing plant, he said I could have it for only 1000β¬
I agreed and wired him the money. Whatβs the wurst that could happen?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
My wife accidentally killed one of her plants by over watering...
I told here I guess it wasn't the right Thyme for it.
Yes, it was a Thyme plant.
(My son is too young to understand how great her eye roll was so I need recognition somewhere)
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︎ May 28 2020
What do you call an extra thick plant?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Why does Robert Plant never spend any money at snack machines?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What do you give a plant with a flat tire...
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Did you hear about the sentry for the waste water treatment plant?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I wanna tell you a joke about a girl that only eats plants...
But youβve probably never heard of herbivore
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︎ Sep 17 2020
You canβt plant flowers...
...if you havenβt botany.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
I want to tell you all about a girl that only ate plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants.
You've probably never heard of herbivore.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
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