Why did the cow look so nervous after eating a pot plant?

Because the steaks couldn't be any higher.

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In the Zelda games people often keep money in plant pots

They are probably trying to take advantage of the urned income tax credit

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NASA put a watch around a potted plant and sent it on a rocket to the sun. I said to my Daughter, "don't worry, it will be ok.."

"a watched pot never boils"

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Potted Plants
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What did Mario say when he saw Villager throw fruit at the DLC Man-Eating Potted Plant?

Is that-a pear on-a plant?

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Just got hired and I'm already *that* employee

Me: (assembling boxes) i'll watch out for that plant.

Boss: yes please do, i've had that fern since it was just a sprout.

Me: awww. they grow up so fast.

Boss: yes. it'll probably start going to college soon.

Me: think it'll go to an... ivy league?

Boss: ...

Me: ...

Boss: ...

Me: ...so yeah I'll just pack these boxes and watch out for the plant.

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What did the wizard name his fern?

Harry Potted Plant.

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Mom got me while watching news

Its been exceptionally windy today, so windy that it blew over one of our plant pots and broke it. The local news channel was discussing it. Then my mom quipped "Why aren't they in front of our house? We have breaking news right here!"

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