Pi

Last night we were eating taco ring (circle of crescent rolls filled with taco meat.)

My son says he wants pie for dinner. I give him 3.14 of the circle and say here's your pi.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Fireaustin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 11 2016
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My niece at Thanksgiving dinner...

had a bit of a choking scare when she tried to stuff a whole crescent roll in her mouth.
After she regained her composure, I advised her to slow her roll. Groans abound.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/capomatt
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 28 2014
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Dad-joked by my 3-year-old
Me (holding out a plate of crescent rolls): Here, buddy, would you like a roll?

Him: Is this a casserole?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wanna_run
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 26 2014
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