Ciabatta Bread Puns

On our way to breakfast, we passed a restaurant called Fogata's... Wife: I haven't heard anything good or bad about this place. Me: Oh I have. But I fogata bout it.

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Ciabatta.

You know, like the song.

"Ciabatta watch out. Ciabatta not cry...."

So my mom bought a bag of ciabatta bread for sandwiches. She told my uncle and said he can have some. He asked if there was enough and I shouted "Yeah, Ciabatta whole bag!"

Her: What is ciabatta (pronounced chi-a-bahta)?

Me: Ciabatta is bread. You put fancy things in it.

Her: Is that a female baseball player, 'cause ciabatta (she a battah). . .

Me: . . . Dead

Edit: Phone does not make for good formatting when one forgets to double space.