I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.

But they had naan.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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Made garlic bread for myself , dm for recipe
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My wife after our son destroyed some garlic bread and threw the crumbs everywhere,

What a breadful night...

Is she the dad now? Are we both? Either way i sense more socks with Crocs in my future.

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📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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"Excuse me, sir, you're all out of the garlic naan bread."

"I don't see the problem. It seems like a naan-issue to me."

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👤︎ u/clocker91
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To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.

Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
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What is lbgtq?

When I ask I can never get a straight answer.

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This is not the joke you're looking for.

Wife and I were making pasta yesterday and we have some garlic knot rolls in the freezer.

Her: do you want to make garlic bread?

Me: no, not really

Her: yeah I don't really want it either, you sure?

Me: it doesn't matter, it's not bread anyway ._.

Her: wat...OH GOD

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📅︎ Feb 04 2016
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My wife was making dinner

My wife was cooking spaghetti and went to make some garlic bread and realized all we had was wheat bread and naan. She asked if I would be okay with the naan as the garlic bread, and I told her, "I think it'll be a naan-issue."

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👤︎ u/admiralkit
📅︎ Jul 31 2015
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Dad at dinner

Getting dinner ready an my father gives myself and my SO some garlic bread.

Dad: "so how's that garlic bread?"

Me: "good, although it's gone"

Dad: "so I guess you could call it gone-lic bread?"

Earlier that night texting him because we are running behind to come for dinner I text him: "sorry running behind, killed a fuse and need to pick up kitten food" His response: "As long as it didn't kill the kitten and needed fuse food!"

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👤︎ u/Devium92
📅︎ Oct 31 2013
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I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread

But they had naan

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