Garlic bread Puns

But they had naan.

What a breadful night...

Is she the dad now? Are we both? Either way i sense more socks with Crocs in my future.

"I don't see the problem. It seems like a naan-issue to me."

Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .

When I ask I can never get a straight answer.

Wife and I were making pasta yesterday and we have some garlic knot rolls in the freezer.

Her: do you want to make garlic bread?

Me: no, not really

Her: yeah I don't really want it either, you sure?

Me: it doesn't matter, it's not bread anyway ._.

Her: wat...OH GOD

My wife was cooking spaghetti and went to make some garlic bread and realized all we had was wheat bread and naan. She asked if I would be okay with the naan as the garlic bread, and I told her, "I think it'll be a naan-issue."

Getting dinner ready an my father gives myself and my SO some garlic bread.

Dad: "so how's that garlic bread?"

Me: "good, although it's gone"

Dad: "so I guess you could call it gone-lic bread?"

Earlier that night texting him because we are running behind to come for dinner I text him: "sorry running behind, killed a fuse and need to pick up kitten food" His response: "As long as it didn't kill the kitten and needed fuse food!"

But they had naan