19 Hilarious Garlic Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.

But they had naan.

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📅︎ Mar 27 2021

Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?

It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.

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👤︎ u/dumbwaeguk

📅︎ Mar 20 2021

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Made garlic bread for myself , dm for recipe

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👤︎ u/HamadRajput

📅︎ Mar 16 2021

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Eat a garlic clove with every meal to stop the Coronavirus

It won't do anything to protect you from getting sick, but people will stay six feet away

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👤︎ u/amnesiajune

📅︎ May 16 2020

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What do you call a dog who only eats garlic and onions?

A dog with a bark worse than its bite.

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👤︎ u/Hour_Scarcity

📅︎ Jun 08 2020

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I was gonna cook some garlic butter mushrooms, you know, spice up a meal

Then I realised, ain’t anybody got thyme for that.

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👤︎ u/mechie_mech_mechface

📅︎ Jun 06 2020

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If garlic powder is made out of garlic,

Then baby powder is made out of babies

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👤︎ u/JFax42

📅︎ May 28 2019

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What does garlic do when it gets hot?

It takes its cloves off.

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy

📅︎ Oct 30 2019

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How do you call a cockney garlic mayonnaise?

An oi-oli.

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👤︎ u/MiKeseMiCasa

📅︎ Oct 28 2019

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I love to smother my burger with lots of chunky tomato, onion and garlic condiment...

I really relish it.

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👤︎ u/ProfessionalEntry

📅︎ May 08 2018

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I am going to start Web site that is dedicated to revealing secret recipes that contain vegetables that are in the same family as onion and garlic and are especially good with potatoes.

It will be called wikileeks.com

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👤︎ u/TheWholeDamnInternet

📅︎ Aug 31 2016

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What Do You Call An All-You-Can-Eat Garlic Restaurant?

Buffet the Vampire Slayer

Not my joke! Citation Needed by Tom Scott on YouTube

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👤︎ u/freddie_is_NOT_dead

📅︎ Nov 09 2018

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I was having some difficulties remembering what spices went well with garlic and onion, but a professional chef assisted.

He gave me some sage advice. It was about thyme too.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jan 19 2019

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What do you call a buffet with lot's of garlic.

Buffet The Vampire Slayer.

(Made it up at work today and got a polite chuckle.)

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👤︎ u/atomosk

📅︎ Apr 26 2016

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"Excuse me, sir, you're all out of the garlic naan bread."

"I don't see the problem. It seems like a naan-issue to me."

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👤︎ u/clocker91

📅︎ Feb 05 2016

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A Garlic Festival

We were driving down from Vermont and our Dad noticed that there was a garlic festival.

He exclaims, "Well, we won't find any vampires in there!"

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👤︎ u/grizax

📅︎ Sep 19 2013

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I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread

But they had naan

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👤︎ u/coolking295

📅︎ Mar 26 2021

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What are garlic nots...?

...If they are not garlic?

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👤︎ u/StuntsMonkey

📅︎ Nov 13 2019

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What does garlic do when it gets hot?

It takes all its cloves off.

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👤︎ u/winnieismydog

📅︎ Apr 04 2018

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